Jokes thread - Post your funniest jokes here
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:32 amdinamo bukarest - everton 5-1
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:32 amPosted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:58 amwas about to post the same thing.
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:22 amshreks intelligence
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:03 amWhat does Man Utd and a three-pin plug have in common?
they're both useless in europe!
they're both useless in europe!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:06 ameverton are changing their sponsor to easyjet.
in and out of europe in a couple of hours.
in and out of europe in a couple of hours.
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:13 amstmichael wrote:everton are changing their sponsor to easyjet.
in and out of europe in a couple of hours.
hahahaha!
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 1:28 pm
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:51 pmbig gay simon goes to the doctors to get his test results. The doctor says ''i'm sorry simon but you have AIDS''.
Simon is devastated and asks the doctor what to do.
The Doc says eat:
1 Sausage
1 head of cabbage
20 Jalepeno peppers
40 walnuts
half a box of All Bran cereal
and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.
Simon says ''will this cure me doctor?''
NO said the doctor, but it will give you a better understanding of what your ARSE is for !!
Simon is devastated and asks the doctor what to do.
The Doc says eat:
1 Sausage
1 head of cabbage
20 Jalepeno peppers
40 walnuts
half a box of All Bran cereal
and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.
Simon says ''will this cure me doctor?''
NO said the doctor, but it will give you a better understanding of what your ARSE is for !!
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:00 pmHey wheres that other thread gone with lots of jokes about Everton & Heather Mills jokes?? That was hilarious......I cant seem to find them as I only saw it today?? Have they been deleted by the mod?
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:03 pmignore me - i just found them.
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:40 pmanfieldadorer wrote:
I love that picture
well my bitter half of the family will be recieving these as christmas presents from me, But the 06 will have a big fat cross on it Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:46 pm Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by
saying:
"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks..........
'How many is a Brazillion ??!'
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:48 pm 
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:58 pmQ. Whats have Hurricanes and women got in common ?
A. "When they come their Wet and Wild and when they leave they take the house and the car "
A. "When they come their Wet and Wild and when they leave they take the house and the car "
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:09 amwomen are like clouds, sooner or later they fuck off and it turns out to be a nice day