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The ultimate test. - Involving alcohol...!
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:51 amby Lando_Griffin
I would like to request all your suggestions on which drinks are the best to try in pubs. I don't mean your "bottle of smirnoff...", etc, I mean along the lines of power shandys, BMW's, etc. All entries MUST contain alcohol, but a drink can have a mixer if required. I cannot stress this enough! I will attempt to try them all, but I must warn you that I am unable to drink coke as I am allergic to it. And if anyone says I'm promoting reckless alcohol consumption, then I'll say;"Yes. I am.". Try and keep them real, rather than "wiskey, malibu, vodka, sherry, cognac, port and newcastle brown with a cherry and an umbrella!
I will judge entries on taste, appearance , cost and time taken to get hammered.
May the best man (or woman) win! 
Posted:
Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:56 amby babu
Guiness with a shot of tia maria in the pint before pouring. quite nice for a change, not to mention potent if consumed in quantity.
If you are suicidal then turbo vokda red bull. normal vodka red bull + shot of tequila. that will wake you up quick smart and in no time at all you will have picked a fight.
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:05 amby Lando_Griffin
Sorry, I should have been more specific - I can't drink caffiene. So red bulls out I'm afraid! I'll be trying the tia and Guiness, though!!!! Good lad!!!!! 
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:45 amby babu
Lando you poor fecker. I'd shot myself if i couldn't drink rum & coke. Not 100% sure but i think you'll find tia maria contains caffeine.
I used to work in a pub in Putney and a favourite drink unscrupulous lads would by for their girl.
either a 'quick fu.ck' (midori,baileys,kahlua) or spingbok (midori, baileys). expect that for the shot that he presents to the unfortunate girl, the midori is substituted with absinthe. they mix the same so its hard to spot. and the girl wonders why she's paralytic after 3 shots.
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:47 amby LFC #1
Bushfires.
They are a mix of absinthe, vodka I think, and then to top it off you put tabasco sauce in it. 
burns like hell.
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:15 amby ckay
Blue WKD and half of Stella.
Looks a bit green but taste top. A new version of the power shandy.
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:44 amby woof woof !
Haven't seen anyone drink it for ages but a couple of Rum and Blackcurrants (dark rum and blackcurrant cordial) will deffo set you on yer way .Has the added bonus of providing you with some of the most amazing technicoloured vomit this side of Bollywood.
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:33 amby babu
woof woof ! wrote:Haven't seen anyone drink it for ages but a couple of Rum and Blackcurrants (dark rum and blackcurrant cordial) will deffo set you on yer way .Has the added bonus of providing you with some of the most amazing technicoloured vomit this side of Bollywood.
Wow that would be a massive sugar rush. Dark rum has a high sugar content, coke..nuff said, blackcurrant cordial = pure sugar.
you'd be bouncing off the walls after a sip.
Posted:
Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:23 pmby Woollyback
Chemotherapy is the power-booze of the true monster
A small bottle of carlsberg special brew and a small bottle of diamond white cider, mixed in a pint glass for a truly EVIL snakebite, gets its name cos it makes your hair fall out
whisky chaser optional
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:25 pmby woof woof !
Woollyback wrote:Chemotherapy is the power-booze of the true monster
A small bottle of carlsberg special brew and a small bottle of diamond white cider, mixed in a pint glass for a truly EVIL snakebite, gets its name cos it makes your hair fall out
whisky chaser optional
On the other hand
Real Orcs drink a can of Kestrel super mixed with Henry Westons Vintage Reserve . It makes your skin peel from the bone and your eyeballs melt .
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:35 pmby Woollyback
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:46 pmby Pablo_Escobar
I love a couple of shots of Kamikaze, but also some strange strong stuff - Krupnik, Absinth. I liked to experiment a lot with alcohol.
I don't know if in UK there are shots called Mad Dog (vodka, juice, some tabasco).
I love the stronger version (Mad B.itch 
is called) - instead of vodka You get 70% vodka made from plums - yummy
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 8:34 pmby The Ace1983
I came up with a good one the other night. It's called a J2AR (AR is pronouned like the AR in BAR). Pick out your favourite J2O (but it's best with Rasperry and Apple) add a shot of Archers and a shot of Spiced rum, stir and drink. You can drink it like Lemonade, and if you don't like Rum, try it with a shot of Pimms instead (of course, this would be a J2AP). Great on a summer's evening. Gets you merry as hell too.
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Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:40 pmby Feeney
We had a ritual of 10 brain damage shots (vodka, baileys, rasberry for effect), then a bottle of blue wicked for afters - holy sh!t lar, sure fire way to get mashed!!!! 
