Its the way i tell em - Yes, i am that funny :d
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:57 pm> > A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some
>deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the
menu
>and finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise. The waiter
>brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife
is
>about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and
>she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
>back down. "Jesus, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He didn't, so
>she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid
rises,
>and again he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly
>slams back down. Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what
is
>happening and demands an explanation. "Well sir", says the waiter, "What
did
>you order?" "We both chose the same", he replies, "the chicken surprise"
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>"Oh I do apologise, this is my fault" says the waiter, "I've brought you
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>Peeking Duck"
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>deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the
menu
>and finally agree to share the chef's special chicken surprise. The waiter
>brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife
is
>about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises a tiny amount and
>she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams
>back down. "Jesus, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He didn't, so
>she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid
rises,
>and again he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly
>slams back down. Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what
is
>happening and demands an explanation. "Well sir", says the waiter, "What
did
>you order?" "We both chose the same", he replies, "the chicken surprise"
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>"Oh I do apologise, this is my fault" says the waiter, "I've brought you
the
>Peeking Duck"
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but its funny 
