Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:53 pmhe's in with the misses doing doggie style. woof woof:D
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 12:53 pmPosted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:14 pmJust a lil tip for you Jay Jay,avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply peeing in the sink!
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:15 pmzackboxer wrote:Just a lil tip for you Jay Jay,avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the loo seat by simply peeing in the sink!
we've all been there after a night on the p#ss!
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:37 pmjust a lil tip jay jay. If you choke on an ice cube, simply pour boiling water down your throat and this will melt the blockage!
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:41 pmJust a little tip Jay Jay if some idiot pours boiling water down your throat ease the pain with ice cubes 
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:43 pmcrazy crazy people like the icecube tip,very funny
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:48 pmJust a lil tip Jay Jay, Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:48 pmjust a tip jay jay.
Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:49 pmJust a lil tip Jay Jay, Stop bread from drying out by keeping it in a bucket of water.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:51 pmJust a lil tip Jay Jay, Pop a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa anytime by just turning on the tap.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:52 pmJust a lil tip Jay Jay, Record the sound of your wife having an orgasm, and then listen to the tape through headphones next time you make love. That way you can have sex without waking her up.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:54 pmjust a lil tip Jay Jay, Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen chips from the freezer and try piercing together potatoes.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:55 pmJust a lil top Jay Jay, Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to swim in an amusing manner.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:55 pmJust a lil tip Jay Jay, As adverts on the television tell us not to use light switches if we smell gas, I find it useful to always have a candle ready for use in such emergencies.
Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:56 pmjust a lill tip jay jay, dont ****** into a strong wind