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Kharhaz wrote:Holes are ok, but when the bush around them grows out of control, you end up with all kind of horrible little critters hanging around. After a while, if the hole isnt looked after not only is the bush the problem, but the smell can get really bad. The worst part of a hole is when it gets flooded with gross liquid and you have to wait a while until its emptied, but even then, a good cleaning of the hole doesnt truly get the smell out. It becomes less meaningful when your missus shows up for a while, and then you have a kid hanging around where you worked. The novelty dwindles and then the hole just goes to waste.

However, a well maintained hole is very satisfying.

how subliminal

Kharhaz wrote:Holes are ok, but when the bush around them grows out of control, you end up with all kind of horrible little critters hanging around. After a while, if the hole isnt looked after not only is the bush the problem, but the smell can get really bad. The worst part of a hole is when it gets flooded with gross liquid and you have to wait a while until its emptied, but even then, a good cleaning of the hole doesnt truly get the smell out. It becomes less meaningful when your missus shows up for a while, and then you have a kid hanging around where you worked. The novelty dwindles and then the hole just goes to waste.

However, a well maintained hole is very satisfying.

Bad Bob wrote:

Kharhaz wrote:Holes are ok, but when the bush around them grows out of control, you end up with all kind of horrible little critters hanging around. After a while, if the hole isnt looked after not only is the bush the problem, but the smell can get really bad. The worst part of a hole is when it gets flooded with gross liquid and you have to wait a while until its emptied, but even then, a good cleaning of the hole doesnt truly get the smell out. It becomes less meaningful when your missus shows up for a while, and then you have a kid hanging around where you worked. The novelty dwindles and then the hole just goes to waste.

However, a well maintained hole is very satisfying.

Don't forget that the hole has to get bigger when kids show up and that kind of spoils that intimate, cozy feel it once had.  Some lads are tempted to have a go at a smaller, narrower hole nearby the first but it's messy work and the missus is rarely up for any kind of second hole experimentation.

In and Out wrote:

Bad Bob wrote:

Kharhaz wrote:Holes are ok, but when the bush around them grows out of control, you end up with all kind of horrible little critters hanging around. After a while, if the hole isnt looked after not only is the bush the problem, but the smell can get really bad. The worst part of a hole is when it gets flooded with gross liquid and you have to wait a while until its emptied, but even then, a good cleaning of the hole doesnt truly get the smell out. It becomes less meaningful when your missus shows up for a while, and then you have a kid hanging around where you worked. The novelty dwindles and then the hole just goes to waste.

However, a well maintained hole is very satisfying.

Don't forget that the hole has to get bigger when kids show up and that kind of spoils that intimate, cozy feel it once had.  Some lads are tempted to have a go at a smaller, narrower hole nearby the first but it's messy work and the missus is rarely up for any kind of second hole experimentation.

Aww thats lowered the tone.

From the dizzying heights we started from? 

In all seriousness, that guy looks like an absolute nutter.  No doubt he'll be using his hidey hole to build fertilizer bombs or confine his concumbines before too long.  If I were his wife I'd be very concerned. 

Bad Bob wrote:

In and Out wrote:

Bad Bob wrote:

Kharhaz wrote:Holes are ok, but when the bush around them grows out of control, you end up with all kind of horrible little critters hanging around. After a while, if the hole isnt looked after not only is the bush the problem, but the smell can get really bad. The worst part of a hole is when it gets flooded with gross liquid and you have to wait a while until its emptied, but even then, a good cleaning of the hole doesnt truly get the smell out. It becomes less meaningful when your missus shows up for a while, and then you have a kid hanging around where you worked. The novelty dwindles and then the hole just goes to waste.

However, a well maintained hole is very satisfying.

Don't forget that the hole has to get bigger when kids show up and that kind of spoils that intimate, cozy feel it once had.  Some lads are tempted to have a go at a smaller, narrower hole nearby the first but it's messy work and the missus is rarely up for any kind of second hole experimentation.

Aww thats lowered the tone.

From the dizzying heights we started from? 

In all seriousness, that guy looks like an absolute nutter.  No doubt he'll be using his hidey hole to build fertilizer bombs or confine his concumbines before too long.  If I were his wife I'd be very concerned.