here it is:
Why are giraffes necks so long?
So it will reach it's head
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What goes around the yard, but stays in the corner ?
A Stamp !!
What is the laziest mountain in the world?
Mount Ever - rest !!
What is always slow to come, but never actually happens?
Tomorrow
Why does a traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!!
Why did the bald man put rabbits on his head ?
Someone said that from a distance they looked like hairs !!!!
What did the policeman say to his tummy ?
You're under 'a Vest' !!!!!!!!!!
Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners don't have long enough cords!!
Why was Cinderella kicked off the cricket team?
She always ran away from the ball !!
