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2520years wrote:5:00 Rolie Polie Roonie
Fun and games with Wayne Rooney, the adventurous little scamp.
5:30 How to Rescue a House
Martin Edwards develops a property in Salford which has had all it's windows put through.  Unfortunately, getting in the Glazers only makes matters worse.
6:00 Lost
Following a plane crash, strangers from all round the world wander aimlessly around a confined space, in this long-running series.
7:00 Sports News
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7:30 What Not to Wear
Trinni and Suzanna advise Rooney he doesn't suit red and Fergie he needs a more pastel colour on his face.
8:00 Interview with club captain Roy Keane*
*Subsequent programs may run late.
10:00 Mike Bassett: Manager?
Phone-in.  You're calls welcome on who should succeed Fergie.
11:00 Friends
More laughs with Arsene and Jose.
11:30 Blind Date
Little do Rio Ferdinand, Keiron Richardson and Darren Fletcher know that it's Keano who has to choose one of them to spend a few hours with.
12:00 Lost
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Sports News - In this weeks edition we'll reveal the new United kit.
In the best interests of all confused current Manchester United supporters, Nike have announced that next year the Man Utd kit will feature a reversible shirt, similar to the England shirt.  One side will feature the existing Man Utd home kit but, once reversed, will transform into the current Chelsea home kit.  This radical move is aimed specifically to pacify the Manchester United supporter who naturally expects his team to win all their games and, at the very minimum, the Premiership. The new shirt will
give the Man Utd supporter the opportunity to maximise his glory-hunting potential by supporting whoever is likely to win the title.  The new shirts are expected to go on sale in the Manchester United strongholds of Hampshire, Surrey, Essex and Kent in the run up to Christmas.  For those supporters that are unable to wait that long they will  be released to the genuine supporters of Malaysia, Papa New Guinea and Outer Mongolia within the next two weeks.  Next season could also see Man Utd shirts featuring reversible Arsenal and Liverpool kits depending on who is doing well at the time, although the plans for the Everton reversible shirt have been scrapped since they stopped gaining flukey 1-0 wins.  Rumours persist in a reversible Man Utd/South Korea shirts for the World Cup, but these have yet to be confirmed by local Man Utd kit spokesman Wing Chow Ho.

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