This is my 300th post on this forum - and a fine forum it is.
It's mad the way i've reached 300 posts when all I wanted to do in the first place was write into the Liverpool Echo, venting my spleen about the start to the season.
I let the Chelsea 1 - 2 game go, they had a million new signings, I put it down to bad luck, Hasselbaink again, we would destroy Aston Villa, optimistic new season feelings and all that.
But when we drew 0 - 0 with Aston Villa, I needed an outlet for my frustrations, I couldn't find Tommy Smith's email address for the Liverpool Echo, I have never rang into a radio show before, I had never posted in an internet forum before, but I typed in "Liverpool Discussion Forum" into Google and here I am 300 posts on.
I wanted to do something different for my 300th post so I have decided to start a topic, just to do something different and possibly educate kit designers and make people laugh, possibly at the expense of Manchester United if we can.
If anybody can find any bad kits post them on here.
I'm going to start the ball rolling.
"Safe Hands" modelling an England goalkeeping kit