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by **Number 9** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:33 am

Recently and due to unfortunate circumstances I had to be in England for a while.During my stay in the capital country I was lucky enough to see the sites that are Wigan,St Helens, and a shi,thole called Leigh!I stayed there for 9 days and it was the worst 9 days of my life!
Now I know where people come from to go on Jeremy Kyle.Even in the hotel where you assume safety you are not safe....because the cleaner steals your washing and denys it.
We got an Indian one night from an Indian called the true taste of india....vedy good sir! so we called the feckers a few nights later and ordered and he said we do not deliver to hotels but i remember you irish boys...but you have to come down and collect...we are pished,we cannot drive?Sody sir but my driver will not deliver to a hotel...sh,ithole!!

Wigan is laughable..what a terrible place,its like somewhere you would get sent for doing something wrong.like running over a cherished neighbours pedigree dog.......You have been sentenced to a week in wigan for your crime...no no no please dont send me to Wigan......give me the Iron Maiden please!I do not ever want to be there again!

St Helens...Holy good fu,ck..this place is surreal...you have a big tank thing and over the road ducks just run about as if they are in a forest lake place...but there is a road 2 feet away and the ducks think they are in a nightclub...Hey duck theres a car..I dont give a quack,im a st helens duck,id rather die than spend another day here........I totally understand...I would also rather die than spend another day in St Helens...I quack how you feel

I seen shitloads of Vicky Pollards..people with Indian Ink,peroxide,bad teeth,tracksuits,la cost trainers,football tops,people with prams whos babys have more brains than the mum and its only 2,big baldy dudes with England tops on and 'ate and love on there knuckles.I witnessed men take about an hour to drink a pint and leave it before the match was over with some left(what),I seen lots of people called Dave and Sharon who should be on bullseye with no BFH!

To cut a long story short...Belfast is beautiful and its great to be home!

PS a chip barm

by **woof woof !** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:59 am

You obviously didn't visit Wigans Space Reseach Centre .

or Saint Helens best take-away

Just no pleasing some people !

by **Sabre** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:04 am

Good post Barry

In fairness to the "Sody Guys" boys at the Taste of India, I guess that it's the hotel who denies them the possibility of delivering to the hotel. That happens in shíthole Spain too

by **red37** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:12 am

I spend all day working round Wigan, Bolton and Leigh - and its f*ck all like you describe...

Its ten-times worse! "Et awreet c.ock" :laugh:

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:18 am

baz, you folk go on jerry springer - as your too rude for kyle

by **Number 9** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:25 am

Everyone has bad yellow teeth apart from the Indian dudes,and I think thats just cause there brown faces make their teeth look white!I have never seen as many tracksuits in my life..Id fu,ckin hate to live there like.The cleaner stole my dirty cacks and socks.at first i thought she was being decent and doing my laundry....so next day i asked her and she denied any knowledge of them!
Hiya did you lift a bag of underwear and mistake it for rubbish by any chance and she just went eh eh eh so i called reception and she just said eh eh eh as well!No offence like but England sucks horses di'cks!But the women at the breakfast said eeeeehhhh some luvely accents ere aint tha...that cu,nts son is wearing my fuc'king socks!

by **Number 9** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:28 am

woof woof ! wrote:You obviously didn't visit Wigans Space Reseach Centre .

or Saint Helens best take-away

Just no pleasing some people !

Theres loads of things like that in Wigan.....I thought you guys were taking the pi'ss with the wigan thread a while back but it really is a sh,ithole!

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:30 am

you obviously worried that the cleaner saw your skid marks, and was so disgusted she threw them out, where they belong, and had to deny lifting them, as she had to go to a clinic to get disinfected, which she found embarrassing

by **Number 9** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:31 am

Judge wrote:baz, you folk go on jerry springer - as your too rude for kyle

the only good thing about your country is that its £2.00 a pint!

by **Number 9** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:39 am

Judge wrote:you obviously worried that the cleaner saw your skid marks, and was so disgusted she threw them out, where they belong, and had to deny lifting them, as she had to go to a clinic to get disinfected, which she found embarrassing

fu,cking english underwear thieves...Im disgusted Judge..I know its the credit crunch and all that but that is low...I would have bought her some cacks had she asked!
eh up gonna steal some caks for ma boy...eeeeeh mum are ya ooome from werk,yeah lad ave some of Barrys cacks...thanks ma...now run down the chippy and get me a chip barm....and why do chippies double as chineses?what is that all about?I just dont understand...Its either a chippy or a chink..simple!
Weirdest part of England I have ever been in!Hellhole!

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:41 am

i know that hotel you mention baz, apparantly the owners and cleaners are all of Irish descent (thieving pikey b@stards)

by **Number 9** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:46 am

Judge wrote:i know that hotel you mention baz, apparantly the owners and cleaners are all of Irish descent (thieving pikey b@stards)

even pikies dont steal underwear! :laugh:

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:04 am

Why dont you fking stay in Belfast then. Parts of Belfast are sh.it.holes too though. As for your topic title of 'England - sh.it.hole' then I think you need to rename it as most of this fablulous country is lovely. Yes it has it's bad parts as does anywhere but this country is my country and for you to come over here and start spouting off about it is out of order, now fk off.

by **Number 9** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:09 am

Lee J wrote:Why dont you fking stay in Belfast then. Parts of Belfast are sh.it.holes too though. As for your topic title of 'England - sh.it.hole' then I think you need to rename it as most of this fablulous country is lovely. Yes it has it's bad parts as does anywhere but this country is my country and for you to come over here and start spouting off about it is out of order, now fk off.

joke lad..and yeah you are right Belfast is a sh,ithole too...sorry,i forgot you were so sensitive and patriotic!No offence was intended but if you take it that way..no sweat!

by **Judge** » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:10 am

what lee's trying to say, is that he lives in a part of england that is a shi'tehole

whereas i live in the posh part - visit me next time baz

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