I have this strange (or maybe not quite so strange?) condition whereby watching Liverpool can have positive or adverse affects on my life depending on the performance/result. I have a very understanding fiancée too, which is just as well considering my fascination with all things Torres. I'm not ashamed to admit that I love him, and I mean true, homoerotic man-love.

I hope to integrate well into the community, and I look forward to the banter.
