Arrrrrr Arrrrrrr the unmaskin’ of Ol’ Bob Grumbine!! Nope I ain’t cheesy, he’s too obsessed with his rabbits these days to be piratin’. I know the mystery man JBG’s got in the frame coz I works with the fella but he ain’t Bob Grumbine and only found out I was after Bob was a rovin’. He reckoned he was gonna PM you about it JBG coz he didn’t wanna be associated with poor Ol' Bob but I’d be guessing not. I plunders and pillages an' talks out me ar$e but it’s all a laugh so I don’t know why he should worry about a fine pirate like meself!
Still I gotta laugh me a.ss off and I just wanna say (before I’m barred from the internet or sacked ) that it wasn’t Bob dobbed you in to the peelers me ol' shipmate, they fitted you up with the noose all on there own an’ no mistake!! Tis a lesson to you all, hang around with pirates an you’ll hang with ‘em an’ be dancin’ the same hangman’s jig be ye guilty or nay!! Arrrrrrr Arrrrrrrr me ar$e! (an' hope I still got one in the morrow! )
Alicante's where you'll find Bob's secret is an' no mistake! OLE!
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