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Postby JC_81 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:51 am

Freaking out a bit here.  Just found a fu.cking worm in the toilet... about 2-3 inches long, thin, looks a bit like an earthworm and is wriggling about in the toilet water.

It's come from one of three places... the pipes, my flatmate or me.  Fu.cking disgusting.

Reassured by the fact I haven't been shitting there since this morning and it's only appeared now in clean toilet water, so I'm thinking it's not mine.

I've seen some pretty disgusting stuff in my line of work but this has completely turned my guts :laugh:
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Postby Dundalk » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:28 am

Your only option......


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Postby Kharhaz » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:32 am

Dundalk wrote:Your only option......


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No ! there is another option.

You can keep it as a pet and call it Winnie.  :D
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:02 am

well next time you fish it out try a different approach

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Postby red37 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:03 am

Your 'worm in the toilet' isnt as catchy a title as my...'Rat in me kitchen'   :D


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Postby supersub » Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:14 am

or "Squirrels in my Pants"

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Postby Roger Red Hat » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:35 am

phew, your lucky, if you'd of taken a p!ss it could've whizzed up your japs eye. :p
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Postby GRAHAM01 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:45 am

just think if you had just sat down without looking had your fun then turned to pull the flush and saw it :D :D :D  then you would have sh*t yourself again :D
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Postby Emerald Red » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:51 pm

You should have taken a picture of it.
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Postby supersub » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:59 pm

Rafa attacked from down under...
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Postby metalhead » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:26 pm

Nothing worst than a cockroach coming out of the bathroom sink
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Postby JC_81 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:11 pm

Thanks lads for all the good advice and sensible suggestions...

... useless fe.ckers :laugh:

Kept the wee b@st@rd swimming around in the bog all night so I could freak out my flatmate this morning... it worked :laugh:   Flushed it now though, but I'm taking all my sh.its in work from now on!
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Postby Madmax » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:18 pm

maybe its the noodles you eat ???   

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Postby shanklygates » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:26 pm

just be thankful is was a worm and not a fish, then you would have a maggot for some bait:p
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Postby Judge » Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:23 am

Lee J wrote:phew, your lucky, if you'd of taken a p!ss it could've whizzed up your japs eye. :p

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