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laza wrote:

SouthCoastShankly wrote:

lakes10 wrote:ok so this is a sort of a carry on from you lot having a pop at me all the time 

but I was thinkg that you all mast have friends that do strange jobs or interesting jobs.

here is some of my friends jobs.

Petrol tanker driver ( was my best man at my wedding)

Ex Army now Met Police

british transport policemen

CID met police

x 2 london stock exchange

ML X 3

news feed editor (sports)

3 x actor

BBC editor (tv shows and news shows) (my bestmans brother)

12 x debt collectors

3 x stock traders (london)

5 x teachers

3 x builders

news editor  (radio)

my wife is also friends with the guy that edits MOTD for the bbc.

2x test driver

3 x racing drivers

1 x stuntmen (a bad one)

well as you see i have some very strange friends and that dont include a lot of others lol

i could also added a swimmer a drunk,a stonner lol

i think the most fun job is the stuntman, but he is always getting hurt and is soon going to give it up and start teaching it lol
i mean how can you get hurt falling 2 foot into mud lol

the worse job must go to my mate that drives a bulldozer down Mucking tip, he is always finding body parts  and stuff like that......sating that my mate that is a BTP policemen is always picking up body parts from the train tack.


so come on what mad jobs do your friends have.

Clearly got a broad definition of the word "friend" then

and I bet they all air kiss when they meet 

Bad Bob wrote:

Ciggy wrote:

Sabre wrote:Waiter

Rafa?

 

I had a mate who was a lumberjack but he couldn't hack it.  I had another who was a diver but he was out of his depth.  A third was a tailor but she couldn't cut it...etc. etc. 

lakes10 wrote:12 x debt collectors

3 x stock traders (london)

5 x teachers

3 x builders

And a partridge in a pear tree. 

Feck me, if I had that many friends I'd never have a moment's peace.  There'd be a constant stream of requests to help someone move house or give a lift to the airport.  No, that many friends is decidedly more trouble than it's worth. 

Bad Bob wrote:

lakes10 wrote:12 x debt collectors

3 x stock traders (london)

5 x teachers 4 x teachers

3 x builders

And a partridge in a pear tree. 

Feck me, if I had that many friends I'd never have a moment's peace.  There'd be a constant stream of requests to help someone move house or give a lift to the airport.  No, that many friends is decidedly more trouble than it's worth. 

I think you may have just lost another friend with that post Bob   

s@int wrote:

Bad Bob wrote:

lakes10 wrote:12 x debt collectors

3 x stock traders (london)

5 x teachers 4 x teachers

3 x builders

And a partridge in a pear tree. 

Feck me, if I had that many friends I'd never have a moment's peace.  There'd be a constant stream of requests to help someone move house or give a lift to the airport.  No, that many friends is decidedly more trouble than it's worth. 

I think you may have just lost another friend with that post Bob   

woof woof ! wrote:Lots of friends but only a couple i would label as real mates. The two best ones I've known for over 40 years. One spent his life as an engineer for an oil exploration company, worked all over the world , Europe , Asia, Africa and South America, he's now retired , lives in the south of France.
The other was a conman/thief, had too laugh when after visiting his missus who'd just given birth he nicked a bamboo and glass coffee table from the waiting room, just walked out with it under is arm. I asked him "weren't you worried security might have stopped you" he said "No, I'd stuck a big "SALE" sticker on it, whose gonna stop me ? "

He now owns a bar/restaurant in Phuket (Thailand)

SupitsJonF wrote:None of us have jobs since were still students, but a projected list would be: (Doesn't include friends who joined the ROTC and becoming officers)

x1 Actuary
x1 Stock Broker
x1 Teacher
x2 Professors
x1 Doctor
x7 English majors, so who knows
x1 Politician

your friends sound really boring 

kidding!

my mates are everything, some posties, a bouncer, a lot of bookies, odd job men, temps... hr....

dawson99 wrote:

SupitsJonF wrote:None of us have jobs since were still students, but a projected list would be: (Doesn't include friends who joined the ROTC and becoming officers)

x1 Actuary
x1 Stock Broker
x1 Teacher
x2 Professors
x1 Doctor
x7 English majors, so who knows
x1 Politician

your friends sound really boring 

kidding!

my mates are everything, some posties, a bouncer, a lot of bookies, odd job men, temps... hr....

It's projected, let's see how many of us actually get the degrees first

It's always funny to see a profession like doctor, and to see them go through college.  All the keg stands, weed, fat chicks, but yet in 10 years they will be saving lives