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by **JBG** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:41 pm

(cough)

by **ckay** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:41 pm

RIP number 27. You were mearly a pawn ball in the bingo machine war!!

Gone but never forgotten1 :down:

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:42 pm

dont worry jbg watch a video or something

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:43 pm

in fact watch SEVEN again for some apt cliches. you the man

by **JBG** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:43 pm

judge wrote:
John Barnes' Granny wrote:I just received a phone call from a strangely gruff sounding stranger (he was panting and growling down the phone ) saying that I was to go to a barren heath 10 miles put of town.

When I got there a Parcel Force delivery van pulled up with a little brown box for me.

I opened it up and there inside was poor number 27, smashed into pieces with something like a sledgehammer.

i think myouve been watching the film SEVEN recently haven't you JBG

I think you know more about that bingo machine than you say Judge.

Us klinks have ways of making you talk......it'll be a few hours in a fridge freezer for you, my friend! :alien:

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:45 pm

dont matter jbg, even if the oxygen fails, i'll still catch alight when i'm let out into the air, remember i'm covered in napalm. unlike some geezers who post here, there covered in KY jelly, the slippery characters

by **JBG** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:47 pm

No 27 was hewn from amber from the Memel region of old East Prussia as a gift from a local heathen Lord who was submitting his realm to the Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights in 1356AD under the Great Northern Crusade of Pope Pius IX!

Former friends of no. 27 were Davey Crockett and Winston Churchill, who had 27 rescued from the Nazis in a daring commando raid in the dying days of World War II.

A travesty!

by **JBG** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:48 pm

judge wrote:unlike some geezers who post here, there covered in KY jelly, the slippery characters

Come on Judge, name names.

by **JBG** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:48 pm

(glitch)

by **JBG** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:48 pm

(burp)

by **JBG** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:48 pm

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:49 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:No 27 was hewn from amber from the Memel region of old East Prussia as a gift from a local heathen Lord who was submitting his realm to the Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights in 1356AD under the Great Northern Crusade of Pope Pius IX!

Former friends of no. 27 were Davey Crockett and Winston Churchill, who had 27 rescued from the Nazis in a daring commando raid in the dying days of World War II.

A travesty!

ficking hell jbg, r u some kind of bard?

by **106-1093504160** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:50 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:
judge wrote:unlike some geezers who post here, there covered in KY jelly, the slippery characters

Come on Judge, name names.

cannot. i am judge and even i must abide by the law. it will be up to the kangaroo court to decide whos involved. the matter can be resolved by a pointless poll on the issue. at least 100 posts must be cast

by **JBG** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:52 pm

Speaking of bards, ol' Willy Shakespeare himself was having a few beers with No. 27 when 27 gave him the idea for Macbeth. No. 27 used to be an ally of William Wallace up in the highlands until he fell out with Braveheart because Wallace called him "baldy".

by **woof woof !** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:59 pm

John Barnes' Granny wrote:Oh yeah, there were some strange hairs in the box.

I've had them sent to a lab and there's canine DNA in 'em.

I'm stumped.

That reminds me.
Hey ! Simic, can I have my coat back .

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