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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:58 am

Condoms!

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

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Postby andy_g » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:37 am

AA condoms - to our members we're the 4th emergency service
Brut condoms - splash it all over
Courage beer condoms - its what your right arm is for
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Postby Ciggy » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:40 am

Tiny Condoms - ecspecially made for people called Judge !!!
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:43 am

mrs judge begs to differ
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Postby GYBS » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:44 am

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Postby Ciggy » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:48 am

Judge wrote:you know you start a fun thread and someone has to spoil it

uncalled for, plus mrs judge begs to differ

Oh feck orf only pullin yer leg, your not arf sensitive Judge :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:49 am

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Postby Ciggy » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:51 am

Judge wrote:off to visit me sick mum tonight

So you post a topic about condoms? Get a sense of humour judge !!!
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:02 am

i have one :p
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:15 am

andy_g wrote:AA condoms - to our members we're the 4th emergency service
Brut condoms - splash it all over
Courage beer condoms - its what your right arm is for

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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:16 am

Judge wrote:Condoms!

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go wide"

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim

Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:38 am

RJ Reynolds tobacco manufacturer - "I'd walk a mile for a Camel."  :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:40 am

Fed-Ex - "When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight."
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:40 am

grreat woof :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:41 am

Frosties condoms - they're grrrrreat
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