by Ciggy » Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:18 am
Three football fans were driving along when they spied a body in the undergrowth. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Derby hat over one breast. The second guy, a Leicester City fan, placed his hat over the other breast. The Leeds fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Derby hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the City hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Leeds fans hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the Leeds fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?". The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one out. Usually when I come across one of these Leeds hats, there's an ****** under it."
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Ciggy on Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
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