Bruno Zidane! wrote:Ive heard plenty of funny things in my life, weather it be in reality or on tv or films, but heres a couple of my favorites
1) I was in a pub havin a pint with a few of me mates when one of the funniest fellas ive met, who ill call JR came in and sat with us,about 15 minutes later a smack head came in the boozer and said "does anyone wanna buy any suncream or bacon" and quick as a flash JR said "whats the suncream for, incase ye burn the bacon!!" i swear i nearly soiled me self!
2) Is a classic houllier moment when he described Robbie F quite blatintly pretending to Snort a line in front of the blue $hites fans as a pi$$ take out of rigobert song becos he likes to eat grass!!!!
and numero 3 is Shola ameobi getting interviewed by a reporter
REPORTER "so do the lads have a nickname for you yet shola"
AMEOBI "No"
REPORTER "So what does Sir Bobby call you??"
AMEOBI "Carl Cort!!!"
Quality, if anyone has any others please add them cos im bored $hitless and need a good laugh!!!
kindaconfuzed wrote:Just realised who Wayne Rooney reminds me of .....a peanut.....the more I think about it the more surreal it becomes
peewee wrote:kindaconfuzed wrote:Just realised who Wayne Rooney reminds me of .....a peanut.....the more I think about it the more surreal it becomes
Rooney actually look like a scrotum
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