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Postby NANNY RED » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:58 pm

Sabre wrote:When I land my body over a woman, I don't want to feel pointy bones set against my body. It has to be painful.

When I hug a woman, I want to feel her tits in my chest, not some ribs that go up and down.

:laugh:  :laugh: Absolutly cryin here Sabes :laugh:
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Postby NANNY RED » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:59 pm

Parashute for Sabre :laugh:
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Postby Sabre » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:04 pm

No :D, by land I meant simply be on top of her.

Not talking about what we call here "the jump of the tiger", that is jumping from a height and land over the woman.

I love too much my gf to give her that fatality finnish.

And I don't know how the bed would respond neither.  :laugh:
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Postby JC_81 » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:04 pm

Sabre wrote:When I land my body over a woman

Is that how your missus did her back in then mate :laugh:
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Postby NANNY RED » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:08 pm

john craig wrote:
Sabre wrote:When I land my body over a woman

Is that how your missus did her back in then mate :laugh:

Nail on head John :nod

Sabre leaps from a great hieght,  :laugh: jump of the tiger :laugh: it gets better
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Postby Igor Zidane » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:20 pm

pretty face , but she is a feckin wretch . It would be like shaggin a bag of bones . She's no Bella emberg put it that way .
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Postby aCe' » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:25 pm

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Postby Mikz » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:07 am

they all smell the same  :sleepy:
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:23 am

It'd have to be doggy, otherwise you'd end up with massive internal bleeding from the impacts.

3 stone heavier and I'd gladly do battle with her.
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Postby Madmax » Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:51 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:It'd have to be doggy, otherwise you'd end up with massive internal bleeding from the impacts.

3 stone heavier and I'd gladly do battle with her.

:D  I would settle with a BJ.. Anything else is a no no...
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Postby Greavesie » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:20 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:It'd have to be doggy, otherwise you'd end up with massive internal bleeding from the impacts.

3 stone heavier and I'd gladly do battle with her.

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Postby Bad Bob » Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:30 am

Dundalk wrote:
Sabre wrote:When I land my body over a woman

Now theres an image!!

Get that into the hunk zone  :D

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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:30 am

Dundalk wrote:
Sabre wrote:When I land my body over a woman

Now theres an image!!

Get that into the hunk zone  :D

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Postby GRAHAM01 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:13 am

it is a no for me  :no i would be afraid of breaking her, i like to be able to hold someone and with her i think she would be just to fragile

and there is nothing to enjoy up top what fun can you have with a fried egg??

so it is a big big no from me
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Postby Judge » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:15 am

just the mouth for me :;): , nowt else :D
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