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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:40 am

Kharhaz wrote:So I stick a cotton bud in me ear (I know I know, save ya lectures but we all do it !) and have a good fiddle around trying to pick up as much wax as I could then wip it out to have a look (the cotton bud that is), and no bud Now I cant for the life of me figure out were the buggers gone, I cant feel it in me ear and ive looked around to see if it fell onto the floor but nope, totally disappeared !

Should I be worried?

try turning your head to the side and jump a few times to see if it falls out?

anyway, whose that on your avatar? cool pic.

by **Kharhaz** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:14 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:So I stick a cotton bud in me ear (I know I know, save ya lectures but we all do it !) and have a good fiddle around trying to pick up as much wax as I could then wip it out to have a look (the cotton bud that is), and no bud Now I cant for the life of me figure out were the buggers gone, I cant feel it in me ear and ive looked around to see if it fell onto the floor but nope, totally disappeared !

Should I be worried?

try turning your head to the side and jump a few times to see if it falls out?

anyway, whose that on your avatar? cool pic.

Well I dont know what happened to it. A bit dissapointed to be honest, the fun part is seeing what mess was in there then showing it to everyone... :sniffle

Oh the avatar is the Eldar Farseer of Dawn of War 2. I thought it looked good so I nicked it

by **Ciggy** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:40 pm

wheres dawson gone?

by **Judge** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:01 pm

Kharhaz wrote:So I stick a cotton bud in me ear (I know I know, save ya lectures but we all do it !) and have a good fiddle around trying to pick up as much wax as I could then wip it out to have a look (the cotton bud that is), and no bud Now I cant for the life of me figure out were the buggers gone, I cant feel it in me ear and ive looked around to see if it fell onto the floor but nope, totally disappeared !

Should I be worried?

the only person that should be cleaning your ears mate is a qualified health professional

i look after folk with hearing problems and im highly qualified, so take it from me, follow my advice

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:08 pm

Judge wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:So I stick a cotton bud in me ear (I know I know, save ya lectures but we all do it !) and have a good fiddle around trying to pick up as much wax as I could then wip it out to have a look (the cotton bud that is), and no bud Now I cant for the life of me figure out were the buggers gone, I cant feel it in me ear and ive looked around to see if it fell onto the floor but nope, totally disappeared !

Should I be worried?

the only person that should be cleaning your ears mate is a qualified health professional

i look after folk with hearing problems and im highly qualified, so take it from me, follow my advice

Good advice that Kharhaz........ let Judge poke about in your orifice for a bit mate

by **laza** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:42 pm

Judge wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:So I stick a cotton bud in me ear (I know I know, save ya lectures but we all do it !) and have a good fiddle around trying to pick up as much wax as I could then wip it out to have a look (the cotton bud that is), and no bud Now I cant for the life of me figure out were the buggers gone, I cant feel it in me ear and ive looked around to see if it fell onto the floor but nope, totally disappeared !

Should I be worried?

the only person that should be cleaning your ears mate is a qualified health professional

i look after folk with hearing problems and im highly qualified, so take it from me, follow my advice

Dont listen to him he is a git

Disclaimer

If Laza by chance does in fact work in the cotton bud industry its purely co-incidential to the above post

by **Judge** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:44 pm

try and be serious once in a while, and the gits jump in

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:01 pm

Don't fukk about with your ears mate. Mine were absolutely shocking, thought i had tinitus. Go to Doctors, get them syringed. Buy the right stuff, and don't use those buds, they'll kill your drums.

by **Judge** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:41 pm

dawson99 wrote:Don't fukk about with your ears mate. Mine were absolutely shocking, thought i had tinitus. Go to Doctors, get them syringed. Buy the right stuff, and don't use those buds, they'll kill your drums.

at least dawson is sensible

unlike the s@int n co

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:42 pm

Judge, when I had it I got dizzy spells and everything. Ear problems are no joke.
Now, even though they are sorted I spray them, leave cotton in overnight to keep extra clean. I still get the high pitch sometimes and that could have been sorted if i'd been more diligent.

by **Judge** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:22 pm

dawson99 wrote:Judge, when I had it I got dizzy spells and everything. Ear problems are no joke.
Now, even though they are sorted I spray them, leave cotton in overnight to keep extra clean. I still get the high pitch sometimes and that could have been sorted if i'd been more diligent.

Daws, those sounds are called Tinnitus.

usually its idiopathic, but most of the time tinnitus is presnt in a hearing loss, usually high frequency. Get it checked mate at you audiology clinic.

ask your GP to refer you mate

by **Redman in wales** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:30 pm

hello peeps!

I've never posted in The Real World...

1999 posts and 2 years later - I thought I'd save my 2000th post for this room (instead of talking about football, adding jokes or answering riddles like so many of my previous posts)

thought i'd make it a good one... but then i couldnt be bothered. how are we all?

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:31 pm

Redman in wales wrote:hello peeps!

I've never posted in The Real World...

1999 posts and 2 years later - I thought I'd save my 2000th post for this room (instead of talking about football, adding jokes or answering riddles like so many of my previous posts)

thought i'd make it a good one... but then i couldnt be bothered. how are we all?

Let's all hope you never post here again

we're all grand ta dude

by **Redman in wales** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:36 pm

dawson99 wrote:Let's all hope you never post here again

wasn't quite the retort i was expecting

by **dawson99** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:38 pm

ok, right, try again:

About fecking time someone of your stature graced us with your exquisite prescence... I hope you do stay for a long time and approve of the banter that shall forthwith commence.

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