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by **metalhead** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:48 pm

Lando_Griffin wrote:
metalhead wrote:You know what, I was bitten by a cat once, when I was 10 years old, it bit my hand when I was trying to feed it

You should have learned your lesson, you prune.

If the little c*nt had been big enough, it would have thought nothing of eating you alive.

Oh I did, I became their nightmare :devil:

by **Dundalk** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:51 pm

I have a Jack Russell so any cat in this house is a big no no.

I wouldnt be a big fan of them anyway, far to sneaky

by **Emerald Red** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:17 pm

Dundalk wrote:I have a Jack Russell so any cat in this house is a big no no.

I wouldnt be a big fan of them anyway, far to sneaky

I have a Jack too. And a cat. They are best mates, but the Jack - who is called Jack - bullies the cat, but never harms him.

I'm not too fond of cats. However, if one day you cat haters wake up and find a dirty stinking b@stard of a rat giving you the eyeball from across your back yard into your kitchen, you'll quickly find the idea of a cat a lot more appealing. They are fantastic little predators and keep the vermin at bay. Anyone who keeps a cat for the sole purpose as just company in the house is an eejit. A cat has to earn its stay, and that's by protecting the house and surroundings from rats, otherwise it's a useless, smelly b@stard.

by **Dundalk** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:20 pm

My Jacks called Xabi

by **Zidane** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:22 pm

Cats are decent pets, I have 2 and a Yorkie no problems with any of them. The Yorkie is the best though cats are just too nonresponsive sometimes, annoying when they cry to be petted then leave you alone all day until they are hungry then cry again. Damn primadonnas want everything done for them but don't do anything for you.

by **Kharhaz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:27 pm

The problem I have with my cats is the amount of dead birds they leave lying around. No rats or anything so even on that front there bloody hopeless ! I also found out that they also get fed at several of our neighbours houses then come home to get fed :angry:

Hate em, there bloody annoying.

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:04 am

Dundalk wrote:My Jacks called Xabi

I dont like cats at all, Sneaky the way they always look at you.

by **andy_g** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:09 am

the idea of cats as ace rat catchers is pure myth. i've known dogs that have been far better rat catchers (or scarers) than even the most feral cats i've had the displeasure to share company with. innocent little sparrows and robin redbreasts are another matter mind.

disclaimer: i'm not setting myself out as a dog lover here either. dogs are stupid, smelly, slobbering f'art bags.

by **Number 9** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:42 am

Emerald Red wrote:I have a Jack too. And a cat. They are best mates, but the Jack - who is called Jack - bullies the cat, but never harms him.

Sad git!

I had a JR as well but I got here re homed when I broke up with the ex.I did'nt think it was fair leaving it alone all day.Too many people take dogs on and neglect them,just fu'ck em out the back and throw a bowl of food out once a day....not on.
:no

Mines better off now living with a retired guy who has another JR who has since shagged her and had 7 pups!

7 shi'tting machines!

by **Judge** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:46 am

andy_g wrote:we have a cat. i hate the fecker.

it attacks you at random. it scratches my little lad's face. it's always screaming and demanding food, even when its bowl is half full. it does the smelliest ever sh!ts 3 times a day which i have to clean out. you have to work out what to do with the fecker if you want to go away for a weekend. it falls out of the window into the yard below and i have to go and rescue it. its just a bag of sh!te.

what's the point of cats? at least a dog will eventually learn not to do something if you tell it enough times. cats are just useless and any pinko leftie bleeding heart liberal that says otherwise is plain wrong. pure and simple. fact. end of.

totally agree andy

they are useless. not loyal at all

cats are slags

by **daxy1** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:59 am

ive got 2 cats i like one because he stays out the way the other tw@t allways robbs the kids dinner!
i bought a deterent aka Diesel my 11st dogue de bordaux he is only 11 months old and a cat hating monster id post a pic if i knew how
i prefer dogs to cats by far!

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:05 am

Well as a member and donator to the Cats Protection League I have to say I am a cat lover. I've got 2 cats at home and they're the most loving animals ever. They earn their keep though as we live in a rural area surrounded by farmland and everyday they put mice, voles, rabbits or birds on the patio.

Love them and they will stay loyal, neglet them and they will stray. It's all to do with how ya treat them.

and as for not slowing down if one runs out in front of ya car (number9), ffs. :angry:

by **andy_g** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:14 am

Lee J wrote:neglet them and they will stray.

by **Judge** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:26 am

Number 9 wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:I have a Jack too. And a cat. They are best mates, but the Jack - who is called Jack - bullies the cat, but never harms him.

Sad git!

I had a JR as well but I got here re homed when I broke up with the ex.I did'nt think it was fair leaving it alone all day.Too many people take dogs on and neglect them,just fu'ck em out the back and throw a bowl of food out once a day....not on.

Mines better off now living with a retired guy who has another JR who has since shagged her and had 7 pups!

7 shi'tting machines!

looks like theyre eating that sh'it

by **ConnO'var** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:23 pm

I'm a cat lover. Always had one or two in and around the house growing up.

Hate dogs. One almost took my left boLlock off when he bit me on the inner thigh as a kid. Been deathly afraid of them ever since. Even the tiny, little noise makers scare me. :angry:

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