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by **GOAT_2.0** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:39 pm

Im just amazed now how I've never thought to p.iss in the shower before, sometimes i stand there and go fecking hell i need a slash now but the toilets all the way over there!

I must be blo.ody stupid

by **Kharhaz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:49 pm

Disgusting. Our shower is aligned with our bath so naturally the thought of it is off putting. I prefer baths anyway, I like to lay there and relax.

by **Zidane** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:55 pm

GOAT_2.0 wrote:Im just amazed now how I've never thought to p.iss in the shower before, sometimes i stand there and go fecking hell i need a slash now but the toilets all the way over there!

I must be blo.ody stupid

I'm amazed that some people find it disgusting.

No offense to anyone in particular those that have their reasons.

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:57 pm

Me an all Kharhaz i spend hours in the bath.Take a book in there with me An before anyone gets all sarky yes i do get out if i need a wee :nod

coverd in bubbles an all :laugh:

by **Kharhaz** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:01 am

NANNY RED wrote:Me an all Kharhaz i spend hours in the bath.Take a book in there with me An before anyone gets all sarky yes i do get out if i need a wee coverd in bubbles an all

And if you need the loo you can add more hot water while you do your business, its a win win !

by **roberto green** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:06 am

dawson99 wrote:you have a lot of mates with w@nking stories... methinks it was you Leej who putteth thou manjuice in the shower and bath!!!

(my mate did have his own w@nking towel he'd use all the time for wipe up situations... ended up like a piece of cardboard...so he says)

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:08 am

exacly, Mind you i look like a :censored:

snowman sometimes when i have to get out to use the toilet :laugh:

bubbles everywhere but me book still comes with me from the bath to the toilet an back again

by **andy_g** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:11 am

kazza 1 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:i bet most women do as well, it's just they don't admit it

Course we have!!

Whats the point of getting out of the shower, drying yourself and sitting on the pot and having a wee, when you can just let go and it washes away!!!

I'm not afraid to say I have!!!!!

you dirty munter

by **roberto green** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:14 am

most days i do i voted for,

I remember when i was young i used to p1ss in the bath while i was still in it.Now i just give me a bird a golden shower (only kidding)

Like Sabre said also my p1ss aim in morning is terrible and i end up with 3 sprays in 3 different directions coming out with the bathroom floor soaked aswell as my feet and legs so if i'm getting a shower i will do it when i get in the shower my bird nearly caught me the other day when she walked in luckily it was straight down the plug hole so there was no yellowness.

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:20 am

roberto green wrote:most days i do i voted for,

I remember when i was young i used to p1ss in the bath while i was still in it.Now i just give me a bird a golden shower (only kidding)

Like Sabre said also my p1ss aim in morning is terrible and i end up with 3 sprays in 3 different directions coming out with the bathroom floor soaked aswell as my feet and legs so if i'm getting a shower i will do it when i get in the shower my bird nearly caught me the other day when she walked in luckily it was straight down the plug hole so there was no yellowness.

Roberto that is disgusting.

An if your p.issing in the wrong direction all over the place you might need circusicion :laugh:

thatll fix it

Happy belated birthday an all

by **GOAT_2.0** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:36 am

Speaking of disgusting has anyone seen that 2 girls 1 cup vid :down:

by **roberto green** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:08 am

NANNY RED wrote:
roberto green wrote:most days i do i voted for,

I remember when i was young i used to p1ss in the bath while i was still in it.Now i just give me a bird a golden shower (only kidding)

Like Sabre said also my p1ss aim in morning is terrible and i end up with 3 sprays in 3 different directions coming out with the bathroom floor soaked aswell as my feet and legs so if i'm getting a shower i will do it when i get in the shower my bird nearly caught me the other day when she walked in luckily it was straight down the plug hole so there was no yellowness.

Roberto that is disgusting.

An if your p.issing in the wrong direction all over the place you might need circusicion thatll fix it

Happy belated birthday an all

cheers nanny (i mean Sandra)

Maybe you could circumcise me?

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:13 am

Now your just gettin cheeky never mind circumsise after that comment id chop the lot off :laugh:

An its true you know that lads who wee in all different directions sometimes need to be chopped :nod

Helps the aim an if you dont believe me look it up in a medical book :laugh:

by **roberto green** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:17 am

NANNY RED wrote:Now your just gettin cheeky never mind circumsise after that comment id chop the lot off

An its true you know that lads who wee in all different directions sometimes need to be chopped Helps the aim an if you dont believe me look it up in a medical book

you just know i'm looking at it on the internet now

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:22 am

roberto green wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Now your just gettin cheeky never mind circumsise after that comment id chop the lot off

An its true you know that lads who wee in all different directions sometimes need to be chopped Helps the aim an if you dont believe me look it up in a medical book

you just know i'm looking at it on the internet now

You an half the other lads on here , :laugh:

Yous will all be checking your aim in the morning, Next your gonna hear of a spate of Liverpool fans nah im not gonna say anymore :laugh:

Im just cryin here :laugh:

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