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by **andy_g** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 pm

we have a cat. i hate the fecker.

it attacks you at random. it scratches my little lad's face. it's always screaming and demanding food, even when its bowl is half full. it does the smelliest ever sh!ts 3 times a day which i have to clean out. you have to work out what to do with the fecker if you want to go away for a weekend. it falls out of the window into the yard below and i have to go and rescue it. its just a bag of sh!te.

what's the point of cats? at least a dog will eventually learn not to do something if you tell it enough times. cats are just useless and any pinko leftie bleeding heart liberal that says otherwise is plain wrong. pure and simple. fact. end of.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:48 pm

If every cat in existence was burned to death in a furnace, I certainly wouldn't shed a tear...

by **metalhead** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:49 pm

Cats are cool, although they are back stabbers, they are fury and cute and lazy, so you don't have walk it everyday or even play with it

by **Kharhaz** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:51 pm

Weve got two of the feckers, one of them I didnt know about for about 2 days! We just ended up with it because it belonged to a relative of my missus and noone else would take it. Agree totally. They are good for nothing. Id like to argue that they get rid of spiders but they dont, one just lays there too knackered to move and the one we "inherited" runs from them ! Each time everyone is in bed I kick em out, regardless of the weather, in a desperate hope that the walking flea bags dont return.

by **Number 9** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:52 pm

Agreed cats are b@stards full stop.
I work in peoples houses and some dirty kunts let them on the bed and you see them walk all over the kitchen worktops.

Sneaky feckers they are as well,and litter trays...yuk!
Never liked cats,saying that I would'nt harm one,but I would'nt slow down if one ran out in front of me either.You dont have to stop if you knock cats down in the UK anyway but you do for dogs...even the law knows cats are kunts!

by **metalhead** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:57 pm

Number 9 wrote:You dont have to stop if you knock cats down in the UK anyway but you do for dogs...even the law knows cats are kunts!

I almost ran over a cat once, the idiot almost caused me to make a car accident

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:00 pm

I am allergic to the little b*stards. They are useless, lazy, selfish, spiteful, spoilt w*nkers.

Cats are the Man Utd of the animal kingdom.

by **metalhead** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:03 pm

Am I the only one on here who would prefer a cat over a dog?

by **andy_g** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:06 pm

metalhead wrote:Am I the only one on here who would prefer a cat over a dog?

give me a woman anyday, mate - but you just do what makes you feel good, ok?

by **metalhead** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:10 pm

andy_g wrote:
metalhead wrote:Am I the only one on here who would prefer a cat over a dog?

give me a woman anyday, mate - but you just do what makes you feel good, ok?

by **metalhead** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:21 pm

You know what, I was bitten by a cat once, when I was 10 years old, it bit my hand when I was trying to feed it

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:28 pm

metalhead wrote:You know what, I was bitten by a cat once, when I was 10 years old, it bit my hand when I was trying to feed it

You should have learned your lesson, you prune.

If the little c*nt had been big enough, it would have thought nothing of eating you alive.

by **kazza 1** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:41 pm

I love cats!!! They are so easy to look after and if you treat them right they can be loving and friendly!!!

But....... My other half hates them with a passion and would not have one near him. So no more cats for me!!!!
He wants one of these..............

Did you know that if you hate cats, they know?? My ex sister-in-law is really scared off them and everytime she came to mine the cat used to go out of its way to annoy her

by **GOAT_2.0** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:42 pm

I have three. They are boss.

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:42 pm

Our cat rocks but that's because, he's big, fat and just can't be a.rsed getting into any sh!t. Was looking after the neighbours cats this past fortnight while they were on vacation and it was a nightmare. Every single day one of the little feckers either puked, sh!t or p!ssed somewhere they weren't suppose to. Their people obviously knew this would be a possibility, so they put plastic over all the furniture. No bother for these little sh!tbags, though--they went to the trouble of pulling the plastic off the back of the couch before puking all over it. Narsty! :no

I will say this about cats, though--they've got personality. Too many dogs have had all manner of intelligence bred right out of them. All they do is follow you around like a slobbering idiot. It's like having the slow kid at school take a shine to you.

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