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by **metalhead** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:38 pm

wtf barry!

Jesus is our prophet too, so we can celebrate his birthday !!!

by **Ciggy** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:44 am

Chrimbo is cr@p its so overated, the only thing I am looking forward to is to see my family on the 26th and 3 points from the redmen. :buttrock

by **Kharhaz** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:27 am

NANNY RED wrote:I Havnt the foggyest what to get me mum, Shes got everything so im just gonna go to Marksys an pick her up something there .

Invite her round to yours and give her all the attention in the world and make her realise how much she is loved.

Sounds corny but it works. Affection is better than any gifts costing money.

by **Toffeehater** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:28 am

Now we know what kharkaz does when he's out of ideas for presents

by **woof woof !** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:11 am

A Christmas Fairy Tale

One day, long, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End

by **red37** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:27 am

woof woof ! wrote:A Christmas Fairy Tale

One day, long, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End

'kin ell....a cold day in hell and all that!

Mine's been on overdrive since Satdy morning - im at me wits end!

by **woof woof !** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:28 am

Season greetings from Mexico ?

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

by **Number 9** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:07 pm

Gotta go into the City Centre for some last minute shopping..its gonna be tough going,I may not come back alive.If im not back by dawn..ride on without me!

Seriously its gonna be nuts,pi$$y grannies standing anywhere but where they should be,kids running amok,Ma's with tattoos and vodka breath bunking queues..and men everywhere wishing they were back home!
Fuc'k this last minute caper!!

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:03 pm

red37 wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:A Christmas Fairy Tale

One day, long, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End

'kin ell....a cold day in hell and all that!

Mine's been on overdrive since Satdy morning - im at me wits end!

Stop Moaning and just open your wallet

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:33 pm

Anyone started havin a bevvi yet , Im just startin everything done now feet up :nod

Bottle next to me . nuts an crisp an the ice bucket :laugh:

by **Ciggy** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:49 am

Grrrrrrrr some b@stards have been setting fireworks off and woke me up :angry:

Merry chrimbo real worlders

by **metalhead** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:54 am

Ciggy wrote: Grrrrrrrr some b@stards have been setting fireworks off and woke me up

Merry chrimbo real worlders

You should see eid here, they usually set fire works at 4.30 in the morning

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:07 pm

metalhead wrote:
Ciggy wrote::angry: Grrrrrrrr some b@stards have been setting fireworks off and woke me up

Merry chrimbo real worlders

You should see eid here, they usually set fire works at 4.30 in the morning

with the constant bombardment of missiles and car bombs, how do you tell the difference?

by **metalhead** » Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:54 pm

Good question judge, If its slow then its fire works, if it fast and constant then its bullets

by **Woollyback** » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:14 am

flange

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