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by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:33 pm

andy_g wrote:if everybody agreed with what andy g says the world would be a better place and we could all throw our shoes at each other without fear of stepping on each other's toes...

granted

[flash=200,150]http://images.ngesot.multiply.com/attachment/0/SUnZxgoKCDoAADNNtyk1/shoeting.swf?nmid=121085668[/flash]

btw, hi everyone

by **woof woof !** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:43 pm

anfieldadorer wrote:
andy_g wrote:if everybody agreed with what andy g says the world would be a better place and we could all throw our shoes at each other without fear of stepping on each other's toes...

granted

[flash=200,150]http://images.ngesot.multiply.com/attachment/0/SUnZxgoKCDoAADNNtyk1/shoeting.swf?nmid=121085668[/flash]

btw, hi everyone

Hiya Annie, howya doin' and where the fk have you been ?

Good to see you posting again.

by **andy_g** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:41 pm

hi annie. and how the fu'ck did you embed the game? (i got him at least a dozen times by the way :nod

)

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:00 pm

hi woof, been in a job in some rural china since last year
well it's been fantastic except there's rarely reliable internet connection available here,
hope you peeps doing fine

andy, get some flash pictures from the internet, copy the address, and click 'flash' button at a reply to a post, put the address in and the size you want, simple as
:;):

by **Ciggy** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:22 pm

anfieldadorer wrote:btw, hi everyone

Alrite where ya been hidin long time no see

by **woof woof !** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:35 pm

anfieldadorer wrote:hi woof, been in a job in some rural china since last year
well it's been fantastic except there's rarely reliable internet connection available here,
hope you peeps doing fine

andy, get some flash pictures from the internet, copy the address, and click 'flash' button at a reply to a post, put the address in and the size you want, simple as

You're "old skool" Annie, hope Mao's mob can keep you connected, in the meantime it's been awhile since we had some community singing

a one , a two , a one two three four

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:21 pm

Oh what a great few days im gonna have :nod

im on me tod now till Cristmas eve. My other half just flew to Cyprus tonight. Just got to get rid of all the others an its gonna be a great relaxin few days :laugh:

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:26 pm

Party round at Nan's this weekend :buttrock

by **Toffeehater** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:29 pm

s@int wrote:
GYBS wrote:? confused me there mate

Sorry mate, I was meaning I just asked a simple question and was accused of looking for problems. Just a bad joke.

Heres another :-

This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman...
She turns him down flat but the mushroom is persistent.
Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her...
"C'mon lady, I'm a fun guy..." (fungi )

taxi please :laugh:

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:32 pm

Taxi he needs a balaclava to hide his gob after that joke toff :laugh:

by **Toffeehater** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:33 pm

, is it me or has nanny become more meanier in the last couple of months

by **Number 9** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:33 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Taxi he needs a balaclava to hide his gob after that joke toff

Are you allowed online now?
Hubby fed and watered?? :laugh:

by **Toffeehater** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:34 pm

, i can see why now

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:38 pm

Number 9 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Taxi he needs a balaclava to hide his gob after that joke toff

Are you allowed online now?
Hubby fed and watered??

Oh hes gettin fed a waterd alright on a plane to Cyprus. I couldnt be a.rsed going.

Needed a bit of piece an i couldnt miss the game on Sunday anyway :laugh:

Its great here feet up .big packet of butterkist an a little drop of Martell by me side who needs a man.

He better bring me a prezzie back though :laugh:

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:39 pm

I said it was a bad joke :down:

Heres one for Nan while she's feeling lonely..... until I get there

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

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