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by **woof woof !** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:47 pm

All highly flammable materiels and therefore extremely desirable. I remind you "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to reinforce our cross-platform accounting but our aptitude for hunting and gathering. Bad Bob would have you believe that man is capable of becoming a rock or even an island , the truth is no man is an island many however are peninsula's.

by **andy_g** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:56 pm

if i found myself in bad bob's perilous predicament i would have no alternative but to undertake the following course of action

1. drink the holy fire.
2. free myself from the worldwide owl conspiracy's secret global truth-suppression cartel.
3. reject the immoral and preposterous notion of 'nesting boxes'.
4. let the laws of holy spirit vector psycho-ceramics be my guide.
5. learn kinetic matrix kinematics.

:nod

by **metalhead** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:59 pm

woof woof ! wrote:All highly flammable materiels and therefore extremely desirable. I remind you "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to reinforce our cross-platform accounting but our aptitude for hunting and gathering. Bad Bob would have you believe that man is capable of becoming a rock or even an island , the truth is no man is an island many however are peninsula's.

Impossible.

by **woof woof !** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:05 pm

andy_g wrote:if i found myself in bad bob's perilous predicament i would have no alternative but to undertake the following course of action

1. drink the holy fire.
2. free myself from the worldwide owl conspiracy's secret global truth-suppression cartel.
3. reject the immoral and preposterous notion of 'nesting boxes'.
4. let the laws of holy spirit vector psycho-ceramics be my guide.
5. learn kinetic matrix kinematics.

Well I'm glad we got that sorted and yet it reminds me that too many cooks rarely spoil the broth, they instead tend to just make more broth. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word
reintermediate

:nod

by **Number 9** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:08 pm

The real worlds on acid!

Well Woof,Andy and Bob are! :buttrock

by **metalhead** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:09 pm

Number 9 wrote:The real worlds on acid!

Well Woof,Andy and Bob are!

Great innit!?

by **woof woof !** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:11 pm

metalhead wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:All highly flammable materiels and therefore extremely desirable. I remind you "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to reinforce our cross-platform accounting but our aptitude for hunting and gathering. Bad Bob would have you believe that man is capable of becoming a rock or even an island , the truth is no man is an island many however are peninsula's.

Impossible.

We here at Real World have come to know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to reinvent ultra-proactively. I remind you that we apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to police line-ups but also our power to incubate. :nod

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:13 pm

Phillistine! :no

To sit there and accept the metaphysical externality of the Owl, as though your senses and presumed consciousness offered some sort of unfiltered access to the world beyond is preposterously naive. The owl is but a simulacrum who's verisimilitude to the Platonic form 'Owl' is an epistemological illusion. It is folly of the highest order to grant this ineffable construct materiality, let alone deign to posit that a free will exists where only grim, ineluctible instinct holds sway. Are you thick, man?

As for Woof's timely rehearsal of the Heideggerian meta-question vis a vis man's being vs. his becoming, I would counter only by saying that it is important to hang on to your hopes, my friend. That's an easy thing to say, but if your hope should pass away just simply pretend that you can build them again. Look around, the grass is high, the fields are ripe, it's the springtime of your life. :blues:

by **Dundalk** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:18 pm

I wanna go home :sniffle

by **woof woof !** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:24 pm

Bob Bob Bob, every day somebody comes up to me and asks
"What does the buzzword bleeding-edge, real-world, cross-platform really mean"

Despite asking them to begin by considering a cross platform almost as a bridge over troubled water I rarely perceive the spark that signals the dawning of comprehension that suggests the ability to frequently engage in social-network-based project management.

I despair, what do they teach kids in school these days? .

I'm tempted to cite the "the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" module as a reason to rev up our capability to implement without decreasing our capacity to grow, but fear it would never fly.

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:26 pm

I can only despair at the madness that now grips Andy. For such a brilliant mind to succumb to the lure of owl fetish-objectification is a torment I cannot willingly bear any longer. I take my leave of you now and place my faith in the caprices of pre-hensile Webberian structuration dynamics, into whose ample bosom I beg Andy be drawn for succour and rejuvenation. I leave you only with this thought:

His restless eyes leap and scratch,
At all that they can touch or catch,
And hidden deep within his pocket,
Safe within its silent socket,
He holds a colored crayon.

Now from the tunnel's stony womb,
The carriage rides to meet the groom,
And opens wide and welcome doors,
But he hesitates, then withdraws
Deeper in the shadows.

And the train is gone suddenly
On wheels clicking silently
Like a gently tapping litany,
And he holds his crayon rosary
Tighter in his hand.

Now from his pocket quick he flashes,
The crayon on the wall he slashes,
Deep upon the advertising,
A single worded poem comprised
Of four letters: YNWA

Ite in pace, my friends, ite in pace.

by **metalhead** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:34 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
metalhead wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:All highly flammable materiels and therefore extremely desirable. I remind you "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to reinforce our cross-platform accounting but our aptitude for hunting and gathering. Bad Bob would have you believe that man is capable of becoming a rock or even an island , the truth is no man is an island many however are peninsula's.

Impossible.

We here at Real World have come to know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to reinvent ultra-proactively. I remind you that we apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to police line-ups but also our power to incubate.

Explain last statement.

In the Real World, Man does not have the power to do such preposterous ideal, as incubating. God gave Man the gift of free will and reason, which is true power in the Real World.

We go upwards or descend in the scala naturae, depending on the use of such power.

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:35 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Bob Bob Bob, every day somebody comes up to me and asks
"What does the buzzword bleeding-edge, real-world, cross-platform really mean"

Despite asking them to begin by considering a cross platform almost as a bridge over troubled water I rarely perceive the spark that signals the dawning of comprehension that suggests the ability to frequently engage in social-network-based project management.

I despair, what do they teach kids in school these days? .

I'm tempted to cite the "the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" module as a reason to rev up our capability to implement without decreasing our capacity to grow, but fear it would never fly.

Apologies good sir but I must be homeward bound. If I could, I surely would stay but alas, I cannot. Do not despair, for the sound of silence will not long resonate in the cozy confines of the Real World. All is groovy. :buttrock

by **Number 9** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:37 pm

Like one flew over the cuckoo's nest in here!

by **woof woof !** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:39 pm

, Yeah Bob time for the old mother and child reunion here too.

later gator

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