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NANNY RED wrote:HA flumans back thinks bringing me in a takeaway an a bottle of wine theres something down for him, HA HA . ill eat me kebab an drink me wine then ill be dead tired an achey , i must be coming down with something ha

You wouldnt get away with that if you were my wife. 

Bam wrote:

NANNY RED wrote:HA flumans back thinks bringing me in a takeaway an a bottle of wine theres something down for him, HA HA . ill eat me kebab an drink me wine then ill be dead tired an achey , i must be coming down with something ha

You wouldnt get away with that if you were my wife. 

She wouldnt WANT to get away with that if she was my wife 

Kharhaz wrote:I tell ya, its unreal how us men are treated by our, and I use this term very loosely, "better half". You have ciggy pooring away her old mans 12 year old whiskey and nanny leading hers on to get the self satisfaction of dropping him like a lead weight. Its sadistic I tells ya !

Yeah...and in the next breath, they're asking you what they are getting for chrimbo off yer!



F*ck all! 

red37 wrote:

Kharhaz wrote:I tell ya, its unreal how us men are treated by our, and I use this term very loosely, "better half". You have ciggy pooring away her old mans 12 year old whiskey and nanny leading hers on to get the self satisfaction of dropping him like a lead weight. Its sadistic I tells ya !

Yeah...and in the next breath, they're asking you what they are getting for chrimbo off yer!



F*ck all! 

Aint that the truth, can ya imagine ciggys face if her old man said, "okay you can have it now, its 12 years old...."

Kharhaz wrote:I tell ya, its unreal how us men are treated by our, and I use this term very loosely, "better half". You have ciggy pooring away her old mans 12 year old whiskey and nanny leading hers on to get the self satisfaction of dropping him like a lead weight. Its sadistic I tells ya !

You're a dead man kharkaz 

Number 9 wrote:

red37 wrote:

Number 9 wrote:

woof woof ! wrote:I went into ASDA's once , f'uck me I thought I was back in East Berlin before the wall came down. Scruffy seedy people , the type that think dentistry is just western propoganda. Shoddy shelves, half empty and full of own brand tat, Dodgy meat didn't know whether to cook it or feed it.

Sainsbury's and M&S lads. You are what you eat. 

:laugh
Snob!

I cant afford fancy stuff now,I used to get outta M&S sometimes when living with the Ex,but now theres only one income its Tesco all the way and take advantage of the buy on get one frees as well!Steer clear of that Lidls though,Id rather eat catfood than any of their sh'ite!
Shopping in M&S= no beer tokens and that is not an option!!

Eh! - some of the ale in the adi's/lidl is muck cheap.


Tastes like it an all....til you've tanked up!    Then you don't GIVE A S.HIT


Mamma Mia on bluray/Sausage and chips tonight! - gerrin 

Never tried it mate,the Lidl ale that is!
Bet it tastes like pi$$!

Im gonna go watch the proper Jap "Ring" now,aint seen it in years!Mama Mia ya big feckin Jessie,unless you are watching a woman flick with the missus to keep her happy so that ya get a bit later...in which case good work and I salute you!

no fanta eh? 

red37 wrote:

Kharhaz wrote:I tell ya, its unreal how us men are treated by our, and I use this term very loosely, "better half". You have ciggy pooring away her old mans 12 year old whiskey and nanny leading hers on to get the self satisfaction of dropping him like a lead weight. Its sadistic I tells ya !

Yeah...and in the next breath, they're asking you what they are getting for chrimbo off yer!



F*ck all! 

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In addition to  gift thats expected, yer know, the one you've had to take out a second mortgage in order to buy, me and the missus like to wind each other up with a little "joke" present. Last year I gave a box of headache pills  , meanwhile the cow gave me a jar of hand cream  .