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by **dawson99** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:11 am

These women do complain too much metal, we gave them the vote... what the feck more do they want???

by **metalhead** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:13 am

Seriously, we should reconsider this women movement rights thingy. Always complain and always moan! gosh!

by **dawson99** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:19 am

We open doors for them, pay for meals, yet they still want to have a say in things... i dunno, women eh?

by **Kharhaz** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:26 am

Thats what makes man flu so much worse. We start off with a sniffle and then straight away women pick up on it, "getting a cold are we?"

"nah, just a sniffle". Thats what they need to hear. Now they know your getting a cold and being a man we say its a sniffle. Thats when the tasks come in. The sniffles are there they need to build it up a bit more, they need to hear sneezing.

"Right, come on weve got shopping to do, take me here there and everywhere". This is were the second part of there plan comes in. What better way to build up that sniffle by exposing the man to "fresh" air.

"ACHOO" BINGO ! there it is its working, were past the sniffle stage, weve achieved the sneezing and through that they also have the tears in the eyes caused by the cold. Now we need to drain him off his strength and to get him a massive headache.

"Darling, help me put this shopping away"

"Just sitting down for a bit". Okay now this is were the headache plan kicks in.

"Yeah you sit down, sat in the car while I go around the supermarkets getting YOUR this YOUR that YOUR whatever and carrying all these heavy bags to the car and now i'll put them away, yeah you sit down love". This is actually a clever part of there plan. Not only do you get a headache from the nagging you HAVE to get up and help. Now the final strength sapping part of the plan.

"Oh dammit ! I forgot the carrots, you get the pots washed then peel the spuds while I nip out and get them". Thats it, now your doomed you sneezing, got a runny nose, headache and now your knackered. The meal is the finisher by now the man collapses into a wreck, laid up and feeling like poo. Operation wife a success !

Now the woman, pleased with what she has achieved, can now tell her mates what a pansy he is with his man flu !

SHAME ON YOU WOMEN EVERYWHERE ! :angry:

by **Ciggy** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:35 am

NANNY RED wrote:Do yeh know what else he said while the match was on where did you get that Dossena from . I mean i can critise but i wont have a spurs supporter critisising any of our players even if the are Sh.it..An i hate Dossena but i stuck up for him. while biting my lip

Ha ha the same here my fella doesnt know the difference in Rooney or Beckham and he was given the Doss loads only to get me attention.

by **dawson99** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:36 am

poured his 12 yr old whiskey down the sink? Feck, remind me never to p!ss you off hun!!!

by **Emerald Red** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:39 am

dawson99 wrote:poured his 12 yr old whiskey down the sink? Feck, remind me never to p!ss you off hun!!!

Women are cruel creatures.

by **dawson99** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:41 am

..but they have nice boobies so we let them off :nod

by **Ciggy** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:41 am

As if he would miss it

My garage is full of ale but only he thinks he is aloud to drink it, not on. :glare:

by **dawson99** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:43 am

In my fridge right now is:
some margerine.
2 slices of low fat dairylea
3 almost empty bottles of milk (ranging from 1 week to 3 weeks old) half a bottle of wine and a single bottle of carlsberg

by **Emerald Red** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:48 am

dawson99 wrote:In my fridge right now is:
some margerine.
2 slices of low fat dairylea
3 almost empty bottles of milk (ranging from 1 week to 3 weeks old) half a bottle of wine and a single bottle of carlsberg

Pretty soon the next door neighbour's dog will start to resemble a roasted chicken before your eyes.

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:51 am

dawson99 wrote:In my fridge right now is:
some margerine.
2 slices of low fat dairylea
3 almost empty bottles of milk (ranging from 1 week to 3 weeks old) half a bottle of wine and a single bottle of carlsberg

Low fat dairylea ! Then you wonder why people think your gay.

by **Toffeehater** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:16 am

Emerald Red wrote:
dawson99 wrote:In my fridge right now is:
some margerine.
2 slices of low fat dairylea
3 almost empty bottles of milk (ranging from 1 week to 3 weeks old) half a bottle of wine and a single bottle of carlsberg

Pretty soon the next door neighbour's dog will start to resemble a roasted chicken before your eyes.

, Dossena is so sh!te that he gets stick from other teams supporters as well

by **andy_g** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:40 am

do you lot really want this thread to get locked?

by **woof woof !** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:49 am

andy_g wrote:do you lot really want this thread to get locked?

Andy's referring to some posts I have subsequently deleted.

You guys haven't missed anything other than more abuse and sh'it stirring.

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