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by **dawson99** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:02 pm

Not the same person... just VERY close!

i think ciggy was Jonsnow

by **Ciggy** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:03 pm

andy_g wrote:are you dawson?

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:04 pm

Either you are the same person, which I doubt ! Or you have been holidaying in Scotland together.

Personally I think you met dated and broke up with him in 13 minutes, 10 of which were spent getting dressed and undressed.

by **dawson99** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:07 pm

...kept me socks on :cool:

by **Ciggy** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:14 pm

s@int wrote:Personally I think you met dated and broke up with him in 13 minutes, 10 of which were spent getting dressed and undressed.

Would have been longer but he didnt like my hat :kungfu:

by **dawson99** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:19 pm

I like that you took your teeth out tho.. hun

by **Judge** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:53 pm

dawson99 wrote:My lungs would not sell well on Ebay trust me.
I met, dated and broke up with someone in 13 mintues today... personal record!!!

your hand?

welcome back dude

by **dawson99** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:55 pm

my hand would never break up with me. No, was in London, shopping, met some lass, asked if she fancied a coffee, we went for coffee, she was weird so we left it at that... very sweet!
Then met someone else, but after the first debacle didn;t wanna feck up twice in an hour so never asked her! d'oh

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:10 pm

Ciggy wrote:
s@int wrote:Personally I think you met dated and broke up with him in 13 minutes, 10 of which were spent getting dressed and undressed.

Would have been longer but he didnt like my hat

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:01 pm

iMAGINE THIS

Morning
In a little crye tone do you think ill be able to eat a boiled egg an a couple of toast ,

About 11 oclock . Can you pass me my antibiotics and i might be able to stomach a cup of tea.

lUNCH TIME

More crye tone , HAVE YOU GOT ANY SOUP it dosnt matter what it is.

Afternoon lying on the couch What time are my antibiotics due an is the kettle hot

Tea. What are we having for dinner dont make anything to heavy , with lots of little sniffling and ooh an agh me bodys aching.

mATCH ABOUT TO START
hes on my spec on the couch spralled out can you pass me another pillow so i can see the match properly.

That was :censored:

it .

Im sorry but when yous men have got flu :censored:

off an go an live somwhere else an come home when your better, Yous are worse than 2 year olds ive never seen my grandaughter carry on that bad . Ok i know hes not well but hes milking it for all its worth lol

Watch next week im gonna pretend to be ill an will i make them all pay. Flu is flu but when yous lads get it it takes on another meaning.

Here are the sniffling again an the coughing started . go to bed then if your that bad an get out my spec.

iM TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND HERE hes doing my head in . if hes that ill he wouldnt be able to eat the apple pie that hes watching me put down my neck lol Thats why i never give him none.

ive had me moan now but at the end of the day hes my husband, An hes not well so i suppose id better look after him

The big :censored:

baby.

by **Number 9** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:07 pm

He's milking it to the max!
You're too soft Sandra

by **dawson99** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:18 pm

not all men are like that. Us rela men are proper hard. unlike you women. Popping out babies complaining about a lil tummy ache. that pmt malarkey if that even exists... I hit my thumb with ahmmer trying to hit a nail the other day, that's REAL pain.
Us men would pop out a baby in the cafe eating a full english, be back in work after lunch

by **Ciggy** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:27 pm

NANNY RED wrote:iMAGINE THIS

Morning
In a little crye tone do you think ill be able to eat a boiled egg an a couple of toast ,

About 11 oclock . Can you pass me my antibiotics and i might be able to stomach a cup of tea.

lUNCH TIME

More crye tone , HAVE YOU GOT ANY SOUP it dosnt matter what it is.

Afternoon lying on the couch What time are my antibiotics due an is the kettle hot

Tea. What are we having for dinner dont make anything to heavy , with lots of little sniffling and ooh an agh me bodys aching.

mATCH ABOUT TO START
hes on my spec on the couch spralled out can you pass me another pillow so i can see the match properly.

That was it .

Im sorry but when yous men have got flu off an go an live somwhere else an come home when your better, Yous are worse than 2 year olds ive never seen my grandaughter carry on that bad . Ok i know hes not well but hes milking it for all its worth lol

Watch next week im gonna pretend to be ill an will i make them all pay. Flu is flu but when yous lads get it it takes on another meaning.

Here are the sniffling again an the coughing started . go to bed then if your that bad an get out my spec.

iM TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND HERE hes doing my head in . if hes that ill he wouldnt be able to eat the apple pie that hes watching me put down my neck lol Thats why i never give him none.

ive had me moan now but at the end of the day hes my husband, An hes not well so i suppose id better look after him

The big baby.

Men you should try and live with me and San, he sold a mini laptop tonight brand new and the batterie was broke so he blamed me :laugh:

Its never been out of the box

Then he said yer liverpool are cr@p

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:55 pm

Cigg

Im sittin here havin a ciggy an its all cough cough an it that little baby tone again

Why dont you go an smoke that near the patio doors in the garden im choking here :laugh:

i was already in a different room than him, any further away i might aswell of been next door. ha i hope he :censored:

chokes .

An Daws if men had to have babys there would be no population . Not a cat in hells chance of men going through that pain,

Do yeh know what else he said while the match was on where did you get that Dossena from . I mean i can critise but i wont have a spurs supporter critisising any of our players even if the are Sh.it..An i hate Dossena but i :censored:

stuck up for him. while biting my lip :laugh:

by **metalhead** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:10 am

NANNY RED wrote: Cigg

Im sittin here havin a ciggy an its all cough cough an it that little baby tone again

Why dont you go an smoke that near the patio doors in the garden im choking here i was already in a different room than him, any further away i might aswell of been next door. ha i hope he chokes .

An Daws if men had to have babys there would be no population . Not a cat in hells chance of men going through that pain,

Do yeh know what else he said while the match was on where did you get that Dossena from . I mean i can critise but i wont have a spurs supporter critisising any of our players even if the are Sh.it..An i hate Dossena but i stuck up for him. while biting my lip

You should always treat your husbands well, because were does the money come from?!

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