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by **metalhead** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:51 pm

NANNY RED wrote:I got an invite a while ago to attend a birthday party of one of the lads who used to play footie for me its a VIP party at a club called the Funky Budda in London. Loads of footie players and page 3 girls an models will be there . Ha me in the Funky Budda with them page 3s id put them to shame.

my daughters going though an im gonna be worried sick all night.

if you need to hire a private investigator to spy on your daughter, you know who to call.

im messing

by **Toffeehater** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:13 am

by **NANNY RED** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:21 pm

In it quiet

by **NANNY RED** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:57 pm

Ive just cottoned on to the Birthdays

Yes Igor we know its yours but have a look

Liverpoolfc, Igor Zidane, Immortal :laugh:

by **metalhead** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:13 pm

Dalglish will be a guest on showtime sports next week!! I can't wait to watch him!

:buttrock

by **Sabre** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:17 am

I've seen a child playing with a peonza, aka chiva, and I was happy because it's nice to see children that play these things besides the Nintendo DS.

Did you play with those?

Or is it a continental thing? We got those, either with balled ending like that or better even, sharp edged, and we painted it and customised it.

by **metalhead** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:23 am

when we were kids sabre, espcially when I was 12 years old, loads of my friends would get one of those to school.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:01 pm

has anyone tried those online surveys that claims you could earn money? please share your experiences.

by **Judge** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:58 am

The Morning after the Office Party.

Jack woke up with a killer hangover after attending his firm's Christmas
Party.

He didn't even remember how he got home. It's 8.30. What day is it?
Thursday. His wife must have gone to work.

As he struggled into consciousness through the fog of a pounding headache,
his stomach plummeted as he wondered what the hell he did last night.

He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a
couple
of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
a
little vase of sweet peas, freshly picked from the garden.

He sat up. The bedroom was clean and tidy, - there was no trail of
drunkenly
abandoned clothes, fresh air was coming in through the window and all was
serene. He stumbled to the bathroom, also pristine, and, squinting
gingerly
into the mirror, saw that he had a black eye. This was not a good sign,
but
no memories were returning.

As he concentrated hard on getting the world into focus, he saw a post-it
note stuck on the corner of the mirror. It was written in red, with little
hearts on it and a kiss from his wife.

'I'll ring your office and tell them you won't be in today. Breakfast is
in
the oven. Try to eat something and go back to bed for the morning. There's
snooker on TV this afternoon. Take it easy today, hope your eye doesn't
hurt
too much. See you tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian. x '

He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the newspaper. His teenaged son was sitting at the
table, eating.

Jack, bracing himself, asked his son what happened the previous night.

' Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
got that black eye when you ran into the door. '

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order,
aspirins by the bed, a nice note from Mum and breakfast waiting for me?'

His son replied, 'Oh THAT!... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone you
slapper,
I'm married!!'

Broken Coffee Table £250
Hot Breakfast £3.50
Two Aspirins 20p
Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:25 pm

i was walking home minutes ago when i saw this couple...from far it looked like they were having an argument and the lady (whom is the wife, i found out later) is really hot. however the guy is a head taller and me and tattooed and obviously a gangster. anyway he blocked my path as i was walking and he bumped into me and i thought to myself ''ive gonna get kicked

'' and i started worrying about how i wont be able to go out for a few days cause i wont look pretty as my face would have scars.

but anyway, i tried to ask him in the most polite manner what his problem is. im unsure about other countries but here fights can break out for petty reasons such as staring at someone. i looked at his hot wife and said ''what wrong with him''. the guy was drunk and it looked like he was on some kinda drug which he told me he bought from a place here in Singapore called Geylang. they sell it in bottles for $10 each. he wanted to kill himself and stuff. but his wife is so hot! she is divorcing him he told me. we sat down for awhile as he told me his issues. i felt like Alcoholics Annonymous as i listened to him talk. after awhile he let me go off (thankfully!) and right now im hearing some commotion below my apartment. typical gangsters. i dislike them. they are so.... fierce. :sniffle

by **Number 9** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:36 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:i was walking home minutes ago when i saw this couple...from far it looked like they were having an argument and the lady (whom is the wife, i found out later) is really hot. however the guy is a head taller and me and tattooed and obviously a gangster. anyway he blocked my path as i was walking and he bumped into me and i thought to myself ''ive gonna get kicked '' and i started worrying about how i wont be able to go out for a few days cause i wont look pretty as my face would have scars.

but anyway, i tried to ask him in the most polite manner what his problem is. im unsure about other countries but here fights can break out for petty reasons such as staring at someone. i looked at his hot wife and said ''what wrong with him''. the guy was drunk and it looked like he was on some kinda drug which he told me he bought from a place here in Singapore called Geylang. they sell it in bottles for $10 each. he wanted to kill himself and stuff. but his wife is so hot! she is divorcing him he told me. we sat down for awhile as he told me his issues. i felt like Alcoholics Annonymous as i listened to him talk. after awhile he let me go off (thankfully!) and right now im hearing some commotion below my apartment. typical gangsters. i dislike them. they are so.... fierce.

Thanks for sharing that!

by **woof woof !** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:36 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:i wont be able to go out for a few days cause i wont look pretty as my face would have scars.

On the other hand maybe if your face had some scars fewer people would bump into you

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:41 pm

i really did thought i was gonna get beaten up as most of the time when people are drunk they dont realize what they are doing.
how can you laugh at your fave poster (me) Barry

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:44 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:i wont be able to go out for a few days cause i wont look pretty as my face would have scars.

On the other hand maybe if your face had some scars fewer people would bump into you

hey you've been here in Singapore right? believe it or not...Geylang is still a crackhouse and a whorehouse. its like.....the police KNOW about it but nothing seems to be done about it. but Bugis is now a rather popular shopping district. im not sure what it was before.

by **woof woof !** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:57 pm

Can't say I know Geylang, it's almost 20 years since I was last in Singapore.

Back in the day Bugis street was a gritty little place full of noodle sellers, drug dealers , pimps and transvestites.

Isn't "Bugis" the South East Asian generic term for pirate ?, if so the street was certainly well named . The word Bugis is apparently the source of the english expression "the Boogie Mans gonna get yer" (used to scare our kids with.)

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