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woof woof ! wrote:You're almost a f'ucking role model Baz   

 

bigmick wrote:Lol Sabes, Dora the Explorer is my little girls favourite programme on the telly. For those of you who haven't got little little kids, "Swiper no swiping" won't mean anything, but to those of us who have, it does

Anyway, she talks occasionally in Spanish, so the kids can count to ten in Spanish, uno do tres etc etc. There is a character in it anyway called Boots, and I kind of thought it had kind of Spanishy football connotations. Anyway, the more I go into this, the more I think it's time to call off the dogs. The reason people don't come on here anymore is most likely the first reason I offered on the topic starter     

  Ola my name is Dora i know how you feel Mick sometimes its on for hours in my house. Worst thing i done was get the magazine every two weeks with a new dora dvd in. Stay away from the mag Mick or youll end up living in Dora land

maypaxvobiscum wrote:Heimdall (Old Norse Heimdallr, the prefix Heim- means home, the affix -dallr is of uncertain origin) is one of the Æsir (gods) in Norse mythology. Heimdall is the guardian of the gods and of the link between Midgard and Asgard, the Bifrost Bridge. Legends foretell that he will sound the Gjallarhorn, alerting the Æsir to the onset of Ragnarök where the world ends and is reborn.

Heimdall is described as being so alert that he requires no sleep at all. He can hear the grass grow and see to the end of the world; he can hear a leaf fall. Heimdall is described as a son of Odin, perhaps a foster son. Heimdall was destined to be the last of the gods to perish at Ragnarök when he and Loki would slay one another.

No, he's a tw*t.

Bam wrote:The Australian posters are probably all at Indy.

The English posters are probably all to busy moaning about the weather.

The Thai posters are probably all with their men.

The American posters are probably burying their heads in the sand until H&G feck off.

The Spanish posters are probably at war with eachother.

The French posters have probably just surrended their right to post on here.

The Swiss posters have stayed neutral and just continued to read the forum rather than posting on it.

The Welsh posters are probably sheering the wool off their beloved sheep for winter time, and getting a quick fix in before the Mrs comes home.

The Scottish posters are probably to tight to pay for the internet.

The Irish posters probably dont know whether their coming or going. (including Eire )

The South American posters are probably knicking a few kidneys off back packers, because of the credit crunch.

The African posters are probably breeding.

The Japanese posters are probably off killing whales.

And the middleast posters have probably fallen for the properganda that extreme Islaam has thrown at them, and are at this minute in a likely-ness straping a bomb to their body.

And Hemidall has probably got an audition for the Muppet show.

   

NANNY RED wrote:

bigmick wrote:Lol Sabes, Dora the Explorer is my little girls favourite programme on the telly. For those of you who haven't got little little kids, "Swiper no swiping" won't mean anything, but to those of us who have, it does

Anyway, she talks occasionally in Spanish, so the kids can count to ten in Spanish, uno do tres etc etc. There is a character in it anyway called Boots, and I kind of thought it had kind of Spanishy football connotations. Anyway, the more I go into this, the more I think it's time to call off the dogs. The reason people don't come on here anymore is most likely the first reason I offered on the topic starter     

  Ola my name is Dora i know how you feel Mick sometimes its on for hours in my house. Worst thing i done was get the magazine every two weeks with a new dora dvd in. Stay away from the mag Mick or youll end up living in Dora land

Does yer head in Nan. "I'm the map-I'm the map-I'm the map-I'm the map" AAAAAggghhhhh!!!!!!!   

andy_g wrote:my 3 year old lad is a big fan aswell. but seeing as we live in spain we get it in reverse

i spend most of my mental energy trying to clear my head of the tunes from dora the explorer, thomas the tank engine, mickey mouse and bob the fucking builder

Cool Hand Luke wrote:Don’t worry Mick, as soon as we lose a game you can moan about rotation, people can start slagging Keane off, calling Riera a cheater, criticising Rafa for playing Gerrard out of position no matter we plays him, etc.

A football forum is always more interesting when there are things about the team to pick apart, maybe we should all join a Tottenham forum until we lose a game!

Agreed

tottenham forums are more fun these days