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by **LFC2007** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:19 pm

Redman in wales wrote:my favourote one:

I met this really kinky girl last night. ‘Humiliate me,’ she said … So I bought her a Tottenham shirt

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:31 pm

Sorry but my husband is a Spurs season ticket holder an i dont find this thread very funny at all.

I think its :censored:

Hilarious

Im lovin it in my house at the mo. The bitters son is keepin hes gob shut and now my husbands doin a silent one aswell . Its brilliant the amount of fun im having long may it continue :laugh:

by **Zidane** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:41 pm

lol nanny

by **GYBS** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:55 am

David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent."

"You can buy 'Spurs, The Glory Years' from most shops, priced £200. That's £5 for the tape and £195 for the Betamax player."

"What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win? Some people actually believe Father Christmas exists."

"Darren Bent is ill, so Jaunde Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger."

by **Toffeehater** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:09 am

, one of the best threads ever !!

by **stmichael** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:36 am

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:49 am

Lots of confidence over on the spurs forum...

He is a masterbator of the highest order.

He just doesn't get it.

A must win game...start with the tried and failed formation of 4-5-1 and the tried and failed Lennon on the left.

I expected defeat from that alone. Then Bale gets sent off and for a while we looked, dare I say...better? Lo and behold Darren Bent stumbles in a deserved equaliser.

So half time and I begin to think, with players like Woody, Hutton, JJ, Zokora, Bently and Lennon and with the options of O'Hara, Dawson (possibly King) and Campbell on the bench, we had enough talent and fight about us to win..........right?........WRONG!!!!

Enter Ramos the most inept manager these shores have ever seen.

Off comes Bentley....on goes PAVLUYCHENKO WTF!!!!

Jenas was not good today, but Modric was worse. Far too light weight for this match. Lennon tried but was stuck out on the left. Zokora at left back was rubbish and Gomes was hell bent on killing Charley. Hope he is ok.

The game was screaming out for O'Hara and Campbell, we got a Russian who on this showing is as bad as Gzregzgor Razshiak.

This manager is a liability. We will go down under his leadership.

shame really, I dont mind spurs. I'd prefer Everton to be in their place

by **stmichael** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:01 pm

by **Toffeehater** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:32 pm

, did anyone see the penalty gomes conceded yesterday? :censored:

hilarious

by **destro** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:43 pm

Juande Ramos goes in to Burger King and asks for two Whoppers, the girl behind the counter says "Spurs will finish in the top four and you are a great Manager"

by **LFC2007** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:54 pm

Sacked.

The Club can announce that Damien Comolli, Sporting Director, Juande Ramos, Head Coach and First Team Coaches, Marcos Alvarez and Gus Poyet, have left the Club, with immediate effect. We wish them well.

Clive Allen, Development Squad Coach, and Alex Inglethorpe, Youth Team Manager, will take charge for Sunday's League match against Bolton.

An announcement will be made on First Team coaching staff in due course.

by **GOAT_2.0** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:02 am

It was coming

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:02 am

Porthsmouth have given Harry permission to talk to Spurs

by **LFC2007** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:10 am

What a time to sack your manager :laugh:

by **GOAT_2.0** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:21 am

Redknapp is f.ucking nuts

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