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by **Judge** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:56 am

pm's should not be posted on forum, thats why we have pm facility

i am surprised by whats happened, but i dont know the whole story.

anyway, hope it resolves itself and we can get back to bumping threads, taking the pi'ss and generally have harmless banter

by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:23 am

nanny - next time you make the bizzies a cup of tea, shovel it full of laxatives, then watch them squirm in the car

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:38 am

Woollyback wrote:nanny - next time you make the bizzies a cup of tea, shovel it full of laxatives, then watch them squirm in the car

Never thought of that
Mind you theve only had one an thats cause i was nosy an trying to find out who they were . when i found out the were bizzies no more tea from my house :laugh:

Still killin myself laughing over the laxatives :bowdown

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:52 am

you see, the pi'ss taking is back to normal already

by **metalhead** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:02 pm

Britons jailed

shame on them for doing it on the beach :no

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:09 pm

article:

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to shout at them. Some are over-sensitive and there's nothing worse than an over-sensitive woman.
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> My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Julie. When I took early retirement last year, it became necessary for Julie to get a full-time job for the extra income that we need.
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> Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I now usually get home from the pub about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she nearly always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't shout at her, instead I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch at the pub so eating out again is out of the question; I'm ready for some home cooked food when I get home.
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> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's usual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
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> Another symptom of ageing is complaining. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to do the shopping during her lunch hour. But we take them for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then won't hurt her. I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
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> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She has to take a rest when she has only half finished mowing the lawn and several extra breaks when she's vacuuming through the house. It does annoy me, vacuuming when I'm trying to watch 'Match of the Day', but I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to make herself a nice cup of tea and just sit for a while, and as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
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> I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Julie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your ageing wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other, eh?
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> EDITOR'S NOTE:
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> Ron died suddenly last week. He was found with a 24-inch Stanley screwdriver rammed up his :censored:

with only 2 inches showing.
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> His wife Julie was arrested, but the all-woman jury accepted her defence that he accidentally sat on it.

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:19 pm

Dead pis.sed off here just got myself a big bowl of Carte dor toffee icecream and dropped it in the floor

theres none left now

by **Number 9** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:22 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Dead pis.sed off here just got myself a big bowl of Carte dor toffee icecream and dropped it in the floor theres none left now

I just had a chicken madras and my mouths on fire,could do with some ice cream!

Gonna be worse in the morning...my @rse will be singing the ring of fire! :sniffle

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:42 pm

Number 9 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Dead pis.sed off here just got myself a big bowl of Carte dor toffee icecream and dropped it in the floor theres none left now

I just had a chicken madras and my mouths on fire,could do with some ice cream!
Gonna be worse in the morning...my @rse will be singing the ring of fire!

One of my bizzies winked at me before :laugh:

blanked him completly cheeky get if they think there gonna get a cuppa

by **GYBS** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:43 pm

He got banned ? cor blimey i thought he was just taking the :censored:

in the end ?

by **GOAT_2.0** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:54 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Dead pis.sed off here just got myself a big bowl of Carte dor toffee icecream and dropped it in the floor theres none left now

Dunno why that had me in stitches

Was like before in uni when the lecturer shouted to someone behind me "put away that sandwich now!!" just cracked me up

You can say I'm easily amused haha

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:59 pm

GOAT_2.0 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:Dead pis.sed off here just got myself a big bowl of Carte dor toffee icecream and dropped it in the floor theres none left now

Dunno why that had me in stitches

Was like before in uni when the lecturer shouted to someone behind me "put away that sandwich now!!" just cracked me up

You can say I'm easily amused haha

I was gutted Goat the otheres were all still eatin theres an not one of them would give me a bit greedy bas.tards i ended up with a mint kit kat instead :laugh:

My time will come though

by **RUSHIE#9** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:13 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Dead pis.sed off here just got myself a big bowl of Carte dor toffee icecream and dropped it in the floor theres none left now

Should've scooped it up and taken it out to yer bizzies!!!

by **Toffeehater** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:38 pm

3 cards for posting a pm? Tad harsh don't you think woof? Some have gotten away with worse than that . Not defending maypax but in the end it was all a joke and yes maybe should have been carded for posting a pm but yea still 3 cards is kind of harsh though

by **NANNY RED** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:56 pm

My sons just popped in an youd think hed won the lottery hes just got a new computer game for his playstation (hes 24 by the way) he said im buzzin

over a commputer game i cant see the point. maybe someone can explain . He got PES 2009 pRO Evolution Soccer. Champions league i think it was . whats all the fuss over a computer game hes like a big soft kid. :no

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