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s@int wrote:

metalhead wrote:

s@int wrote:You shouldn't really post PM's mate. Thats why they are called PRIVATE messages. Just relax, tell a few jokes and move on. Everyone likes you, don't fuk it up.

Just listen to your uncle S@int and Darth Woof and you won't go far wrong

ps I'm the nice one 

uncle s@int? what makes me then?

You are my other Nephew ..... the good one 

why does he get to be the good one 

s@int wrote:

metalhead wrote:

s@int wrote:You shouldn't really post PM's mate. Thats why they are called PRIVATE messages. Just relax, tell a few jokes and move on. Everyone likes you, don't fuk it up.

Just listen to your uncle S@int and Darth Woof and you won't go far wrong

ps I'm the nice one 

uncle s@int? what makes me then?

You are my other Nephew ..... the good one 

and here I was thinking of marrying one of your daughters 

Woollyback wrote:so anyway, back to whats-his-face's cinema ticket thing. what happens if you haven't got a lift or a lobby where you live? do you leave her in the front garden?

You leave her in the bed room and finish her off later 

Woollyback wrote:so anyway, back to whats-his-face's cinema ticket thing. what happens if you haven't got a lift or a lobby where you live? do you leave her in the front garden?

Your loosing face...the flangemaster asking for tips!
never thought I'd see the day!

maypaxvobiscum wrote:

s@int wrote:

metalhead wrote:

s@int wrote:You shouldn't really post PM's mate. Thats why they are called PRIVATE messages. Just relax, tell a few jokes and move on. Everyone likes you, don't fuk it up.

Just listen to your uncle S@int and Darth Woof and you won't go far wrong

ps I'm the nice one 

uncle s@int? what makes me then?

You are my other Nephew ..... the good one 

why does he get to be the good one 

He doesn't give me grey hairs through worrying like you have! He also got me two oil wells for my birthday.

You should listen to your Nanny Red and keep away from loose women. Just stick to the easy ones 

NANNY RED wrote:Do you know what i thought i was under police suvellience

For about a month now theres been a car outside my house first i took no notice just thought there was a fella cheating on his wife with another bird. But its been there 24 hours a day Anway i started to get a bit suspicious i went out about 12 oclock in the night to empty my dustbin and another car pulled up behind and they done a change over two men now instead. I was really freaking out i thought they were watching my house. The other day i noticed one of them had a gun an i started to get really worried.

Anyway about nine half nine every morning they went and came back about 5 an were there till the next morning . I couldnt help myself me being a nosy bitch i went out an asked them could you move your car a bit away from my driveway. They were dead nice and i asked them why have you been here outside my house for a month they told me it was nothing to do with me an nothing to worry about.  I WASNT GONNA BE PUT OFFF  so i asked the woman do you wanna cup pf tea you must be freezing love , me being all nice an all . She said she wasnt allowed but would have one anyway if i sneaked it to her .

Im ramblin here so to cut a long story short there there watching a jury member an taking her to court an bringing her home , sitting 24 hours outside my house watching her house.

Its horrible its like being im being watched aswell every time i come out my house or go by my window there there eday an night. Everytime someone knocks at my door they or pulls up near my house in a car they sit up an take notice its doing my head in.

sounds like someone has a crush on you 

NANNY RED wrote:Do you know what i thought i was under police suvellience

For about a month now theres been a car outside my house first i took no notice just thought there was a fella cheating on his wife with another bird. But its been there 24 hours a day Anway i started to get a bit suspicious i went out about 12 oclock in the night to empty my dustbin and another car pulled up behind and they done a change over two men now instead. I was really freaking out i thought they were watching my house. The other day i noticed one of them had a gun an i started to get really worried.

Anyway about nine half nine every morning they went and came back about 5 an were there till the next morning . I couldnt help myself me being a nosy bitch i went out an asked them could you move your car a bit away from my driveway. They were dead nice and i asked them why have you been here outside my house for a month they told me it was nothing to do with me an nothing to worry about.  I WASNT GONNA BE PUT OFFF  so i asked the woman do you wanna cup pf tea you must be freezing love , me being all nice an all . She said she wasnt allowed but would have one anyway if i sneaked it to her .

Im ramblin here so to cut a long story short there there watching a jury member an taking her to court an bringing her home , sitting 24 hours outside my house watching her house.

Its horrible its like being im being watched aswell every time i come out my house or go by my window there there eday an night. Everytime someone knocks at my door they or pulls up near my house in a car they sit up an take notice its doing my head in.

Feckin hell,the jury member must be testifying against some proper bad fecker Nan for the police to go to that length!

s@int wrote:

maypaxvobiscum wrote:

s@int wrote:

metalhead wrote:

s@int wrote:You shouldn't really post PM's mate. Thats why they are called PRIVATE messages. Just relax, tell a few jokes and move on. Everyone likes you, don't fuk it up.

Just listen to your uncle S@int and Darth Woof and you won't go far wrong

ps I'm the nice one 

uncle s@int? what makes me then?

You are my other Nephew ..... the good one 

why does he get to be the good one 

He doesn't give me grey hairs through worrying like you have! He also got me two oil wells for my birthday.

You should listen to your Nanny Red and keep away from loose women. Just stick to the easy ones 

the only things i get from Nanny are death threats.. 

s@int wrote:For about a month now I have been protecting a jury member. I have to sit outside in the cold while this nosy woman keeps staring at me through her window. She even had the cheek to come pestering us to have a cup of coffee, totally blowing my cover!

It feels like I am being watched all the time

off

Nah i had to go an have a nosy it was doing my head in

Id notice you anyway cause youd have a lap top on your knee 

maypaxvobiscum wrote:He doesn't give me grey hairs through worrying like you have! He also got me two oil wells for my birthday.

You should listen to your Nanny Red and keep away from loose women. Just stick to the easy ones 

So you better be careful what you say ive got my beady eye on you 

maypaxvobiscum wrote:From Woof:
In recent months you've gone from being "easy going interesting guy with a few love problems" to  (imo) "juvenile who may have spent too many hours on a play station"


Be yerself mate, thats the guy I recognise and like.

If I've got it all wrong and you are indeed really the merciless "mug them, f'uck them and leave them" personality that you're currently attempting to project I can only say that you and I will have a problem.

Will the real maypax please stand up ?

plus

sorry for posting the PM. i just thought that i had nothing to hide. and to be fair, considering the nature of the context, Woof, and EVERYONE of you guys could have said a 1000 swear words in my direction and i would not be offended coz i didnt do it, (and if i did, i deserved it) i was just messing around. but its nice to see that nobody here actually took my idea and said its a good one. Barry was even quick thinking enough to go onto the next level and think of how he might lose hope with other girls if words spread.