
metalhead wrote:s@int wrote:I am sure he is joking ............ but I am still going to tell Leah
please don't hillary about my night with megan
metalhead wrote:and dedicate my life to being her bitch?
ofcourse
maypaxvobiscum wrote:try this....it worked for me today. but its only applicable for people who lives in apartments.
1) ask a girl (she must NOT be someone who really desire) out for a movie date. as you guys are in the que, you tell her you forgot your wallet. chances are, she will pay for it first.
2) since not bringing your wallet is an important thing, you both go to your place to pick up your wallet. she waits at the lift lobby for you.
3) remember, though she paid for the tix, you're holding on to it!!!!!
4) she keeps waiting for you, but you're already out through another exit. point is, you ditched her, got a free pair of tix, and you're gonna meet your REAL date whom you told earlier ''hey babe i got free movie tix but its only valid for today, wanna come?''
5) the loser at the lift lobby can keep waiting while you both snuggle up cosily in the theatre.
i know its mean but well........
Number 9 wrote:maypaxvobiscum wrote:try this....it worked for me today. but its only applicable for people who lives in apartments.
1) ask a girl (she must NOT be someone who really desire) out for a movie date. as you guys are in the que, you tell her you forgot your wallet. chances are, she will pay for it first.
2) since not bringing your wallet is an important thing, you both go to your place to pick up your wallet. she waits at the lift lobby for you.
3) remember, though she paid for the tix, you're holding on to it!!!!!
4) she keeps waiting for you, but you're already out through another exit. point is, you ditched her, got a free pair of tix, and you're gonna meet your REAL date whom you told earlier ''hey babe i got free movie tix but its only valid for today, wanna come?''
5) the loser at the lift lobby can keep waiting while you both snuggle up cosily in the theatre.
i know its mean but well........
Feckin hell mate,I know the humour can be a bit dark at times on here like but I think everyone understands that its all in jest and we dont mean any harm!
But that is just bad crack altogether what you done fella,thought better of ya!![]()
For all you know that girl may have been keen on you,shes probably sitting at home crying with embarrassment,im sure she is mortified!
You've shot yourelf in the foot as well because girls talk and you can rest assured that what you done will spread like wildfire.No girl that hears of this will come near you.Plus if she has a big bro he will probably kick fuc'k outta ya!
Be man enough to give her the money back and apologise at least!
If someone done that on my wee sis id fuc'kin bury the bast@rd!!
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