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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:45 pm

thing is, she is asian. thus she finds it disrespectful to enter a stranger's house when not invited or something (what would the conservative parents think). so she waited at the lift lobby. here the flats have stairs and lift lobbies which are all far apart from each other.

she did call me and text me but i ignored em all. i was worried though about the idea that she might have just waited for me outside the cinema.

by **GYBS** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:48 pm

Im amazed she didnt - also amazed she was gilible enough to believe any of it and to let you have the tickets even thou she bought them

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:50 pm

you have to sweetalk her. say stuff like ''i better keep it in case u lose it'' etc etc etc
once you've got her trust you go in for the kill and destroy :angry:

maypax is in sadist mode.

by **GYBS** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:56 pm

Well doesnt seem a very gentlemanly thing to do to be honest mate

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:00 pm

yep its not. i blame Ocean's 11/12/13 for this c*nting cheating side of me.
i also blame cultural imperialism for acting like a hypodermic needle, causing such cruelness in me after watching too much hollywood.

by **GYBS** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:02 pm

films arent real mate - effectively you have stolen from the girl and prob hurt her maybe all to save ten pound ish ?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:06 pm

yeah. you're right. i agree with you.

by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:19 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:you have to sweetalk her. say stuff like ''i better keep it in case u lose it'' etc etc etc
once you've got her trust you go in for the kill and destroy
maypax is in sadist mode.

WTF !

wanna keep this place happy so my real response is on it's way via pm.

by **andy_g** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:31 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:yep its not. i blame Ocean's 11/12/13 for this c*nting cheating side of me.
i also blame cultural imperialism for acting like a hypodermic needle, causing such cruelness in me after watching too much hollywood.

i blame the fact that you're an immature idiot

by **metalhead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:10 pm

Im curious what woof sent right now.

must be good

by **GOAT_2.0** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:17 pm

Think he made maypax cry, he's f.ucked off now

by **metalhead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:24 pm

I think he is stunned now

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:41 pm

Maypax whatever happened to the idea of being a gentleman ?

You have forced my hand now mate , the next time Leah comes on here I am going to tell her everything!!!

I never realised how much this thread needed Dawson till now. He has loads of tips

by **metalhead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:44 pm

s@int wrote: Maypax whatever happened to the idea of being a gentleman ?

You have forced my hand now mate , the next time Leah comes on here I am going to tell her everything!!!

oh and Leah won't be happy too :no

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:46 pm

metalhead wrote:
s@int wrote::no Maypax whatever happened to the idea of being a gentleman ?

You have forced my hand now mate , the next time Leah comes on here I am going to tell her everything!!!

oh and Leah won't be happy too

Not unless she was the one he actually took to watch the film anyway

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