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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:30 pm

i wanna marry Leah, my avatar princess

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:33 pm

oh Leah.......

There is no alley, no dark place,
your love cannot fill
And if the world starts causing waves,
It's your beauty that makes them still

by **NANNY RED** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:52 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:i wanna marry Leah, my avatar princess

Maxi she looks like shes got three boobs in that pic :laugh:

by **Scottbot** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:54 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:i wanna marry Leah, my avatar princess

Maxi she looks like shes got three boobs in that pic

She just got another 50% more appealing

by **metalhead** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:55 pm

oh jeez.. 3 boobs? ill have some of that

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:02 am

Scottbot wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:i wanna marry Leah, my avatar princess

Maxi she looks like shes got three boobs in that pic

She just got another 50% more appealing

Shes not bad for a cow with three udders youll always get a full pint of milk i suppose :laugh:

Nah im being really BEECHY now

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:07 am

NANNY RED wrote:
Scottbot wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:i wanna marry Leah, my avatar princess

Maxi she looks like shes got three boobs in that pic

She just got another 50% more appealing

Shes not bad for a cow with three udders youll always get a full pint of milk i suppose

Nah im being really BEECHY now

Nanny, if i cant find Leah....i could do with ''someone'' who looks like her

by **metalhead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:09 am

oh maypax, i hope nanny doesnt read that :laugh:

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:10 am

not Nanny, i hope ''she'' does :;):

by **Toffeehater** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:13 am

s@int wrote:
Judge wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:I'd prefer it if obituaries and the like were kept out of it.

thats so we wouldnt know how much woof spams in the real world

At Woofs age, I think he is just worried that the next obituary he reads will be his own

by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:37 am

Bollox ! I only read the paper to check out the answers to Maypax's riddles.

Still can't find them

by **metalhead** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:20 pm

Phil Thompson

class

by **woof woof !** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:47 pm

could watch that every day, guaranteed to bring a smile to yer dial.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:36 pm

try this....it worked for me today. but its only applicable for people who lives in apartments.

1) ask a girl (she must NOT be someone who really desire) out for a movie date. as you guys are in the que, you tell her you forgot your wallet. chances are, she will pay for it first.
2) since not bringing your wallet is an important thing, you both go to your place to pick up your wallet. she waits at the lift lobby for you.
3) remember, though she paid for the tix, you're holding on to it!!!!!
4) she keeps waiting for you, but you're already out through another exit. point is, you ditched her, got a free pair of tix, and you're gonna meet your REAL date whom you told earlier ''hey babe i got free movie tix but its only valid for today, wanna come?''
5) the loser at the lift lobby can keep waiting while you both snuggle up cosily in the theatre.

i know its mean but well........

by **GYBS** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:40 pm

what ?

You got that to work ?

Surely no one is that gulible

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