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Postby metalhead » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:56 pm

s@int wrote:There's going to be a bloodbath
There's going to be a bloodbath
nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
Barry's done a runner
He thinks Nanny is his mother
She's grabbed him by the goolies
Now he knows the rule is
Don't mess with Nanny Red
Cos she's rock hard.

stop it!! lol! :laugh:


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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:19 pm

Kharhaz wrote:
Number 9 wrote:Nanny is from Essex
Nanny is from Essex
nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
Shes only got one braincell
Shes only got one braincell
Nanny is from Essex
Nanny is from Essex and she has BLONDE HAIR!! :laugh:

I better run! :down:

Is it true women from Essex have a higher sperm count than men?

maybe thats why Saint says

''dont mess with Nanny cos she's rock hard''  :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:24 pm

Number 9 wrote:
s@int wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
metalhead wrote:maypaxvobiscum

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:D


Nah he's not that bad....just very deep and sensitive...probably,in fact most definately gay! :nod

I think thats just wishful thinking by you Barry  :D

Saint im not shy in the trouser department mate...BUT it sure as feck wont reach Singapore...even if i was that way hung, which im not!!

So mines no use anyway!   :sniffle

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Postby NANNY RED » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:32 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:
Number 9 wrote:Nanny is from Essex
Nanny is from Essex
nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
Shes only got one braincell
Shes only got one braincell
Nanny is from Essex
Nanny is from Essex and she has BLONDE HAIR!! :laugh:

I better run! :down:

Is it true women from Essex have a higher sperm count than men?

maybe thats why Saint says

''dont mess with Nanny cos she's rock hard''  :D

FFS Maxi im not from Essex.
How do you know im not a man though
:;):
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:35 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:
Number 9 wrote:Nanny is from Essex
Nanny is from Essex
nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah
Shes only got one braincell
Shes only got one braincell
Nanny is from Essex
Nanny is from Essex and she has BLONDE HAIR!! :laugh:

I better run! :down:

Is it true women from Essex have a higher sperm count than men?

maybe thats why Saint says

''dont mess with Nanny cos she's rock hard''  :D

FFS Maxi im not from Essex.
How do you know im a not man though
:;):

of course you're not a man  :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:41 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:im 22 fcking years old and i feel old. i look at the generation now and 10 years ago and i would do anything to roll back the years when self respect and unconditional love and courage existed.

Kinell Maypax even I can't remember that far back , when was it exactly ?

Told yer before , lifes like a wheel , sometimes yer kissin' the sky and other times yer kissin' the road, just keep movin forward and the wheel turns again.


Btw
i feel old. guess growing up with 4 elder sisters makes one feel that way :laugh:


Do any of yer elder sisters wanna get with a white man ?



:D   :D   :D

nope they are all married
nice attempt though   :laugh:
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Postby Toffeehater » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:51 am

woof woof ! wrote:Profile button Nan, it's not just there for decoration.   :D

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Postby Judge » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:59 am

s@int wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
metalhead wrote:maypaxvobiscum

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:D

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Nah he's not that bad....just very deep and sensitive...probably,in fact most definately gay! :nod

I think thats just wishful thinking by you Barry  :D

baz, stop spoiling the thread with gay jibes, and dont you encourage him s@int

someone might say something about it openly


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Postby NANNY RED » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:23 pm

Just off the Bingo now hope i get a shout tonight EY AH :laugh:
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:28 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Profile button Nan, it's not just there for decoration.   :D

Whats the profile button when its at home. An dont be gettin sarky with me just cause you havnt had your winnalot today :laugh:

:D

The profile button is next to the PM button (and when I say PM button I'm not talking about the one thats connected to your calender.   :D )
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Postby Judge » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:38 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Just off the Bingo now hope i get a shout tonight EY AH :laugh:

good luck
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Postby andy_g » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:44 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Profile button Nan, it's not just there for decoration.   :D

Whats the profile button when its at home. An dont be gettin sarky with me just cause you havnt had your winnalot today :laugh:

:D

The profile button is next to the PM button (and when I say PM button I'm not talking about the one thats connected to your calender.   :D )

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Postby Number 9 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:51 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Profile button Nan, it's not just there for decoration.   :D

Whats the profile button when its at home. An dont be gettin sarky with me just cause you havnt had your winnalot today :laugh:



The profile button is next to the PM button (and when I say PM button I'm not talking about the one thats connected to your calender.   :D )

PMSL!
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:42 am

woof woof ! wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Profile button Nan, it's not just there for decoration.   :D

Whats the profile button when its at home. An dont be gettin sarky with me just cause you havnt had your winnalot today :laugh:

:D

The profile button is next to the PM button (and when I say PM button I'm not talking about the one thats connected to your calender.   :D )

:laugh: pmsl  :laugh:
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Postby Kharhaz » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:53 am

woof woof ! wrote:
NANNY RED wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Profile button Nan, it's not just there for decoration.   :D

Whats the profile button when its at home. An dont be gettin sarky with me just cause you havnt had your winnalot today :laugh:

:D

The profile button is next to the PM button (and when I say PM button I'm not talking about the one thats connected to your calender.   :D )

If nan has a pm on her calendar then she defies all bioligical reason and really is that special !  :D
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