by Ciggy » Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:43 am
Welcome aboard fill in the questionair compliments of the RATTLE.
1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?
2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?
3. Red or brown sauce.
4. Favourite crisps?
5. What trabs you wearing?
6. Scouse or Wool?
7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?
8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?
9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?
10. Man bag? Gay or OK?
11. How big is your knife?
12. Do you own a van?
13. Have you ever been a pirate?
14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?
15. Redtube or Youporn?
16. Are you press? If so what do you want?
17. RTK? Good or bad?
18. Do you like clowns?
19. Do you own a jester hat?
20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?
21. Ciggy male or female?
22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?
23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?
24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)
25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?
26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?
27. Dark, blonde or ginge?
28. Do you read Boss?
29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?
30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?
31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?
32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?
33. Boxies or Bills?
34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?
35. Do you like my Brasshouse?
36. What is a Purple Acki?
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.