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by **Kharhaz** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:57 pm

I absolutely loathe spiders ! When it comes to spiders my missus is the man of the house, me and the kids are changing our underwear while she is hoovering the little bugger. Is anyone else like me where if they find a spider high up on the wall they stop what there doing and watch it for the next hour as it walks lazily to the next wall, thens stops for a bit until your convinced that it will stay there then start walking again then you get miffed because you realise your wasting your time with this little sod so you build up the courage to move and get your missus to deal with it !

I swear I have had my missus up at 4 in the morning just to kill a spider, fortunately she knows how sh!t scared I am of them !

hate em hate em hate em :angry:

by **Kharhaz** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:18 am

Oh yeah other phobias I have, I hate the feel of velvet and cotton wool. The mere feel of any of these sends me into a cold sweat and feeling sick, hate them also !

by **ALONSO_14** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:03 am

I cant stand jewellery :laugh:

What a fu.ckin weirdo

by **NiftyNeil** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:00 am

andy_g wrote:

watch out daxy and kazza - i'm one mean muthafukker and i'm coming after yous with my pockets full of cotton wool and lollipop sticks...

Funny as fuck!

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:01 am

i cant hear dont you want me by human league... makes me feel really sick and i have to leave the room or get it turned off. had a real bad one years ago and that was playing, my mums the same if you play money by pink floyd, some mad acid flash back

by **kazza 1** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:19 am

andy_g wrote::laugh:

watch out daxy and kazza - i'm one mean muthafukker and i'm coming after yous with my pockets full of cotton wool and lollipop sticks...

I'll be ok as long as the cotton wool is in your pocket.
But try and get me to hold it and you'll have trouble catching me lol.
You should see me at the dentist. The last time I got a tooth pulled he tried to put cotton wool in my mouth and he nearly got a black eye so needless to say he wont be doing it again :laugh:

by **Judge** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:27 am

kazza 1 wrote:
andy_g wrote::laugh:

watch out daxy and kazza - i'm one mean muthafukker and i'm coming after yous with my pockets full of cotton wool and lollipop sticks...

I'll be ok as long as the cotton wool is in your pocket.
But try and get me to hold it and you'll have trouble catching me lol.
You should see me at the dentist. The last time I got a tooth pulled he tried to put cotton wool in my mouth and he nearly got a black eye so needless to say he wont be doing it again

how do you manage when its the time of the month ?

by **hello_red** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:59 pm

Wasps! Angry :censored:

wasps, there is just no need for them at all.

I hope thats a fake!!! Its massive :down:

by **LFC2007** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:28 pm

Polystyrene, hate the stuff with a passion.

by **SundanceKid** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:21 pm

I'm afraid of the dark

by **tubby** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:39 pm

hello_red wrote:Wasps! Angry wasps, there is just no need for them at all.

I hope thats a fake!!! Its massive

Ive seen bee's in India bigger than that. Fuc.kin scary those things are.

My phobia is clowns.

by **Number 9** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:47 pm

Like this dude from Stephen Kings "It" Bav??

Gotta admit one of the freakiest movies i've seen and because of the clown called Pennywise!!

by **Sabre** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:57 pm

Spìders and drugs effects:

For what is worth

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:23 pm

kazza 1 wrote:Spiders dont bother me much, but I'm scared sh.itless of Moths. Hate them with a passion.

Oh and cotton wool. Cant even touch the stuff.

amen on the moths thing kazza, orrible fat feckers :angry:

by **andy_g** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:46 pm

Sabre wrote:Spìders and drugs effects:

For what is worth

thats funny. imagine the one on marijuana. it makes just enough of a web to function then it can't be ar'sed any more and sits in the middle waiting for chocolate flies.

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