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by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:31 pm

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:32 pm

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:33 pm

by Dom1 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:34 pm

bast*rd u got me   I was actually in the changing rooms playin with the lingerie

when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:34 pm

I'm going to check out the nuclear submarine base next to Pizza Hut , he might be there . 

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:35 pm

Hurrah we got him .

What next 

by Dom1 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:35 pm

no noooo im in the changin room with a bra

when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1

by Dom1 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:36 pm

when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:37 pm

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:37 pm

by Dom1 » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:39 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Whats your most embarrasing moment ever ?

bike, lampost, me WHACK!!! 

when you're 4-0 up..
you should never lose 7-1

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:41 pm

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:42 pm

Girlfriend, Girls Hostel , Warden, Wardrobe , Nicked    

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:43 pm

Sh*t I just told you where I was hiding 

by woof woof ! » Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:53 pm

That reminda me of another wardrobe story.

Me and a couple of lads were sharing a house , Deciding to throw a big party we cleared some of the rooms of furniture and stuck a big wardrobe in the bathroom.
One of the lads hid in the wardrobe to spy on the birds when they came in for a slash .
Anyway two girls came in together (as they usually do ) one sat down on the bog and started to pee, meanwhile the other one was hopping from foot to foot
saying "hurry up I'm bursting " , then getting desparate she pulled dowm her knickers,sat on the edge of the bath and started peeing.
At this point the lad in the wardrobe jumped out and said "Give over you Dirty Cow "      The poor girl screamed and then literally sh*t herself , a big wet gravy stain  right down the bath