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by **Ciggy** » Wed May 28, 2008 6:37 pm

In bluebottles & flies? All they do is buzz, fly, land on your food, or your body, and just generally do your feckin head in.

What is the point in them? :angry:

by **red37** » Wed May 28, 2008 6:48 pm

They like s.hit.

by **Number 9** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:01 pm

Apart from being spider food they have no point!
They are the Everton of the insect world!

by **account deleted by request** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:05 pm

I cant see the point in bluebottles and house flies, but Craine flies (daddy longlegs) are great. They allow me to become a hero to my family, as all my girls are terrified of them, so a rolled up newspaper and a flick of the wrist and Dad's their favourite person (for a while anyway)

by **Lando_Griffin** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:09 pm

We can go to the moon, we can clone body parts.

We can send pictures and sounds through the sky.

But we can't get rid of the f*cking annoying little sh*t-stabbign b*stard winged insects.

F*cking Bill f*cking Oddie. :angry:

by **Bad Bob** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:21 pm

You've p.issed this one off, Cigs!

by **daxy1** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:58 pm

i catch the dirty tramps and feed them to my chameleon she nails them straight off... good girl

by **Ciggy** » Wed May 28, 2008 8:16 pm

Bad Bob wrote:You've p.issed this one off, Cigs!

That looks like the b@stard bluebottle that was buzzin for hours in here today.
There was 3 on the living room window behind the blinds, two kept landing on the laptop and my fingers whilst I was typing, another few b@stards where hovering around the food cooking.
Wouldnt mind they had fur and where shiney greeny bluey things :angry:

by **Emerald Red** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:32 am

They do have a point, and believe it or not, they are one of nature's most important creations. Yep. No lie. In fact, without them, our way of life probably couldn't continue.

by **laza** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:42 am

Flies you call that a fly

Come to my neck of the woods at start of summer before the Dung beetles have done their job and the flies will carry you off ................fair dinkum cobber

by **andy_g** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:21 pm

the point of bluebottles is so that you can catch them, put them in the freezer for a few minutes, then before it thaws out superglue or tie a piece of thread to one of its legs then use it as a kite when it warms up again.

it also works if you put them in water.

if you catch enough you can make one of these.

flies are dead useful

by **woof woof !** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:37 pm

Ciggy wrote:two kept landing on the laptop and my fingers whilst I was typing,

I find that washing my hands after I've wiped my a'rse solves this problem.

by **Judge** » Thu May 29, 2008 12:47 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
Ciggy wrote:two kept landing on the laptop and my fingers whilst I was typing,

I find that washing my hands after I've wiped my a'rse solves this problem.

pmsl

by **Emerald Red** » Thu May 29, 2008 3:55 pm

andy_g wrote:the point of bluebottles is so that you can catch them, put them in the freezer for a few minutes, then before it thaws out superglue or tie a piece of thread to one of its legs then use it as a kite when it warms up again.

it also works if you put them in water.

if you catch enough you can make one of these.

flies are dead useful

HAHA

That picture is funny.

by **metalhead** » Thu May 29, 2008 6:01 pm

Mosqitos are annoying too, blood sucking malaria infecting things! :angry:

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