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by **metalhead** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:05 pm

andy_g wrote:if you look at your history books instead of your geography books, bob, you'll see that the city is named after a famous prostitute, the aforementioned jana, who was unfortunately unable to moisten herself when aroused. the old KY came in very handy when partaking of a relaxing hour or two of her company and she became well known and well loved around the growing city. in a short space of time 'i'm going to lube jana' became a euphemism for travelling to the city of pleasure it had become, no small thanks to her efforts. in modern times we refer to the place by the b@stardised balkan version - ljubljana.

i'm meeting her in half an hour, by the way.

interesting..

*takes out note pad and writes*

by **Ciggy** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:08 pm

Thought you lived in spain Andy?

by **andy_g** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:10 pm

i do, lynds. just working in flange centr.... err... ljubljana for a few days.

by **Ciggy** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:14 pm

andy_g wrote:i do, lynds. just working in flange centr.... err... ljubljana for a few days.

oh erm yer flange central where all the prossies are

BTW is that Chicco time representing Denmark on the Eurovision song Contest.

by **andy_g** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:16 pm

prossies like jana, you mean?

are you talking about the spanish chiqui fella with the plassy elvis wig and the toy guitar? sick of the bleedin sight of him.

by **Ciggy** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:19 pm

andy_g wrote:prossies like jana, you mean?

are you talking about the spanish chiqui fella with the plassy elvis wig and the toy guitar? sick of the bleedin sight of him.

Loads of them prossies werken here in Holland, the red light is shutting down here soon so there will only be the weed to come here for & cheese

No Chicco was off the X-factor last year he was a bad t1t.

by **Ciggy** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:35 pm

PMSL @ Spains entree for the Eurovision :laugh:

by **shanks72** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:52 pm

Don't mean to get too serious here....but....

Just want to send my sympathy to the family and friends of Rob Knox, an 18 yr old who was stabbed to death near Sidcup station in the early hours of this morning...

This was just down the road from where I live.

It kinda brings it all home when it's on your doorstep ...

A terrible waste of a young life with so much to live for...

May the lad rest in peace....

I deffo think a greater police presence is called for on our streets esp. at night...
After all the govt can find the money to send our troops to Iraq....

by **Ciggy** » Sat May 24, 2008 10:03 pm

shanks72 wrote:Don't mean to get too serious here....but....

Just want to send my sympathy to the family and friends of Rob Knox, an 18 yr old who was stabbed to death near Sidcup station in the early hours of this morning...

This was just down the road from where I live.

It kinda brings it all home when it's on your doorstep ...

A terrible waste of a young life with so much to live for...

May the lad rest in peace....

I deffo think a greater police presence is called for on our streets esp. at night...
After all the govt can find the money to send our troops to Iraq....

Read about this before Shanks it happened this avvy didnt it?

Its bloody awful so many young people getting murdered for nothing.

This is why I moved from England, Im not saying that everythings great here far from it I mean I wouldnt walk around Amsterdam or rotterdam after 7 at night, but these so called isolated incidents of people being killed for no reason in England is a fuckin joke.

Labours fault and the youth of today.

by **Number 9** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:20 pm

shanks72 wrote:Don't mean to get too serious here....but....

Just want to send my sympathy to the family and friends of Rob Knox, an 18 yr old who was stabbed to death near Sidcup station in the early hours of this morning...

This was just down the road from where I live.

It kinda brings it all home when it's on your doorstep ...

A terrible waste of a young life with so much to live for...

May the lad rest in peace....

I deffo think a greater police presence is called for on our streets esp. at night...
After all the govt can find the money to send our troops to Iraq....

Sorry to hear about that Shanks!
Its fuc'kin mad over there in England.I know its far from perfect here but we can walk around where we live at nights and stay alive.there is some violence here but its nothing out of hand.

People would not have that sort of violence here,its ok to blow us up and stuff but theres no way we will stand for gangs of imports blowing us up or dictating our way of life!

Its about time the men in England took their fingers out of their @rseholes and done something to combat gang culture and intimidation.How many more sons or daughters need stabbed??
The government does nothing,its a disgrace.
It sounds wrong but if Tony Blair or David Camerons son got stabbed,things would be different!

by **Bad Bob** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:34 pm

andy_g wrote:if you look at your history books instead of your geography books, bob, you'll see that the city is named after a famous prostitute, the aforementioned jana, who was unfortunately unable to moisten herself when aroused. the old KY came in very handy when partaking of a relaxing hour or two of her company and she became well known and well loved around the growing city. in a short space of time 'i'm going to lube jana' became a euphemism for travelling to the city of pleasure it had become, no small thanks to her efforts. in modern times we refer to the place by the b@stardised balkan version - ljubljana.

i'm meeting her in half an hour, by the way.

by **Number 9** » Sat May 24, 2008 11:51 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
andy_g wrote:if you look at your history books instead of your geography books, bob, you'll see that the city is named after a famous prostitute, the aforementioned jana, who was unfortunately unable to moisten herself when aroused. the old KY came in very handy when partaking of a relaxing hour or two of her company and she became well known and well loved around the growing city. in a short space of time 'i'm going to lube jana' became a euphemism for travelling to the city of pleasure it had become, no small thanks to her efforts. in modern times we refer to the place by the b@stardised balkan version - ljubljana.

i'm meeting her in half an hour, by the way.

by **andy_g** » Sun May 25, 2008 12:58 am

Ciggy wrote: PMSL @ Spains entree for the Eurovision

1. el brikindans
2. el crusaito
3. el maiquelyason
4. el robocop

by **dawson99** » Sun May 25, 2008 9:35 am

i backed spain and latvia!!! love the spain song, gonna be a hit

by **Judge** » Mon May 26, 2008 6:35 pm

thanks for ruining my john terry thread, which was meant to be a thread of posting funny stuff, now its locked, thanks once again you fucking wankers

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