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by **account deleted by request** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:59 am

JBG wrote:Boll.ocks and sh.ite.

Your Wife just gone to the hairdressers JBG ?

by **Judge** » Fri May 23, 2008 10:25 am

s@int wrote:Thingy ask her is she thinking of changing her hair colour or hair style mate. If she says no, stick it out, if she says yes dump her before she dumps you. If nothing else it gives her something to worry about, takes her mind off her other problems and makes her think you care

Women always start thinking of changing their hairstyle when they are considering changing their bloke.

thingy if you fancy rodeo sex with her, then as youve mounted her, tell her that youve tubbed her sister, and see how long you can stay on

let us know the outcome

by **andy_g** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:21 pm

can somebody please make me a sandwich?

by **metalhead** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:28 pm

andy_g wrote:can somebody please make me a sandwich?

by **Bad Bob** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:31 pm

Woollyback wrote:my dad went there in 1989 and said how much he loved it and what a beautiful place it was. he's always been a very quiet, reserved man, i think what he was really trying to tell me is that ljubljana was fanny central

No question, Eastern European women are fit as fook. :nod

by **andy_g** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:31 pm

throw that cat in a bread roll with a big dollop of meow.... errr, i mean mayo.

by **andy_g** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:32 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
Woollyback wrote:my dad went there in 1989 and said how much he loved it and what a beautiful place it was. he's always been a very quiet, reserved man, i think what he was really trying to tell me is that ljubljana was fanny central

No question, Eastern European women are fit as fook.

i'm going to go and buy one a cocktail just as soon as i've finished my sandwich.

by **Bad Bob** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:33 pm

andy_g wrote:can somebody please make me a sandwich?

Coming right up, Andy.

by **andy_g** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:34 pm

thats just freaky

by **Bad Bob** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:35 pm

andy_g wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
Woollyback wrote:my dad went there in 1989 and said how much he loved it and what a beautiful place it was. he's always been a very quiet, reserved man, i think what he was really trying to tell me is that ljubljana was fanny central

No question, Eastern European women are fit as fook.

i'm going to go and buy one a cocktail just as soon as i've finished my sandwich.

Just be sure you choose the right one, mate, or the night might not quite go as planned.

by **metalhead** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:36 pm

ooo bad bob, i think ill stop drinking

by **Bad Bob** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:38 pm

metalhead wrote:ooo bad bob, i think ill stop drinking

Keep drinking, mate...it works for J-Mac.

by **Bad Bob** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:45 pm

BTW, for those curious to learn more about Andy G's current destination, a word of advice: when typing the search word into Google, it's "Ljubljana" and not "lube + Jana".

by **metalhead** » Sat May 24, 2008 8:54 pm

I think ill stick to the indian curry flavored nachos mate

by **andy_g** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:02 pm

if you look at your history books instead of your geography books, bob, you'll see that the city is named after a famous prostitute, the aforementioned jana, who was unfortunately unable to moisten herself when aroused. the old KY came in very handy when partaking of a relaxing hour or two of her company and she became well known and well loved around the growing city. in a short space of time 'i'm going to lube jana' became a euphemism for travelling to the city of pleasure it had become, no small thanks to her efforts. in modern times we refer to the place by the b@stardised balkan version - ljubljana.

i'm meeting her in half an hour, by the way.

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