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by **Judge** » Mon May 19, 2008 8:03 am

good morning all

by **andy_g** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:00 am

number of 'good morning all

' posts by judge reaches an all time high of 12978

marnin' your honour

by **Judge** » Mon May 19, 2008 10:16 am

by **andy_g** » Wed May 21, 2008 8:38 pm

i'm going to ljubljana

i'm stuck in frankfurt airport coz my planes delayed

and got no beer

coz its 4 euros for a sh!tty little glass

:angry:

by **7_Kewell** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:14 pm

andy_g wrote:and got no beer

coz its 4 euros for a sh!tty little glass

tight ba$tard

by **andy_g** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:52 am

7_Kewell wrote:
andy_g wrote:and got no beer

coz its 4 euros for a sh!tty little glass

tight ba$tard

is right, kidder!

found a shop that sold tins for 1.80 so all was not lost. it was sh!te though. here's a little tip - never buy beer thats in a tin thats the colours of the german flag.

by **andy_g** » Thu May 22, 2008 10:45 pm

just been for a little late evening scmooze around town and i would hereby like to declare ljubljana flange capital of europe. the girls are just... well... ljubbly.

can anyone tell me how to say "get your coat, baby, you're coming with me" in slovenian? AB, where are ya mate?

by **Woollyback** » Fri May 23, 2008 12:14 am

my dad went there in 1989 and said how much he loved it and what a beautiful place it was. he's always been a very quiet, reserved man, i think what he was really trying to tell me is that ljubljana was fanny central

by **Thingy** » Fri May 23, 2008 1:27 am

Thanks again for the best wishes people. Things are still up in the air not knowing whats going on. Waiting round not knowing is just making it worse.

by **Judge** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:21 am

stop milking it thingy, and dump her

by **woof woof !** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:39 am

Thingy wrote:Thanks again for the best wishes people. Things are still up in the air not knowing whats going on. Waiting round not knowing is just making it worse.

"Waiting Round" !!

For Christs sake Thingy ! if you walk around with "doormat" painted on your forehead any woman will naturally wipe her feet on you. Get a grip son, this isn't love you're experiencing it's a habit, and a bad one at that, time to kick it and save whats left of your already shredded dignity.

by **Woollyback** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:47 am

Judge wrote:stop milking it thingy, and dump her

you'd make a great agony aunt judge :laugh:

by **Judge** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:57 am

Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:stop milking it thingy, and dump her

you'd make a great agony aunt judge

tell uncle judge your problems

by **account deleted by request** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:57 am

Thingy ask her is she thinking of changing her hair colour or hair style mate. If she says no, stick it out, if she says yes dump her before she dumps you. If nothing else it gives her something to worry about, takes her mind off her other problems and makes her think you care

Women always start thinking of changing their hairstyle when they are considering changing their bloke.

by **JBG** » Fri May 23, 2008 9:58 am

Boll.ocks and sh.ite.

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