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by **account deleted by request** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:29 am

As you all probably know by now , Dawson has been having problems performing for quite some time. In desperation he finally went to the Doctors, but nothing the doctor gave him seemed to work , even Viagra couldn't get him to rise to the occasion. So the doctor refered him to an American Indian
medicine man.

The medicine man said, "I can cure this." threw a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he said, "This is powerful medicine,but you can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"

Dawson asked, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?"

The medicine man replied: "All you, or your partner, have to say is
1234, and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for
another year!"

Dawson rushed home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Natalie. He showers, shaves, and puts on his
most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her
says, "123."

He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... Just as
the medicine man had promised.
Natalie, who had been facing away expecting another night of disappointment, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

And that's why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition, and why Dawsons in such a bad mood.

by **metalhead** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:39 am

poor dawson :laugh:

by **Judge** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:34 pm

s@int wrote:As you all probably know by now , Dawson has been having problems performing for quite some time. In desperation he finally went to the Doctors, but nothing the doctor gave him seemed to work , even Viagra couldn't get him to rise to the occasion. So the doctor refered him to an American Indian
medicine man.

The medicine man said, "I can cure this." threw a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he said, "This is powerful medicine,but you can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"

Dawson asked, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?"

The medicine man replied: "All you, or your partner, have to say is
1234, and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for
another year!"

Dawson rushed home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Natalie. He showers, shaves, and puts on his
most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her
says, "123."

He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... Just as
the medicine man had promised.
Natalie, who had been facing away expecting another night of disappointment, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

And that's why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition, and why Dawsons in such a bad mood.

lol

by **dawson99** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:57 pm

its a fair cop

by **taff** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:50 pm

Hooker

I get it now

by **Judge** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:21 pm

taff wrote:I get it now

stop making dawson jealous taff :laugh:

by **Kharhaz** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:29 pm

Rather than open a pointless thread on this marvelous achievement that I have accomplished today i'll just post it here.

I am watching match of the day not knowing one single result and can watch each match not knowing the result ! YAY FOR ME !

by **dawson99** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:56 am

if id seen this in time i would have posted every post here, therefore ruining your evenings viewing pleasure... i dont think its mean tho...

by **dawson99** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:32 pm

WTF

did anyone watch heist on itv... great show starring Dougray Scott... and it was cancelled in America. so why teh feck did itv buy a show where the series ends mid season? I really got into it now we'll never know...

fecking itv... bunch of fecking eejits

by **Judge** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:35 pm

agreed

by **Ciggy** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:49 pm

Alrite scruffs how are yers :cool:

by **Kharhaz** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:24 pm

dawson99 wrote:if id seen this in time i would have posted every post here, therefore ruining your evenings viewing pleasure... i dont think its mean tho...

I thought somebody might have stuck the results up so I stayed away like a clever likkle grape I am....

by **shanks72** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:44 pm

taff wrote:Hooker

I get it now

So do I...

... Thanks taff

by **shanks72** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:45 pm

s@int wrote:As you all probably know by now , Dawson has been having problems performing for quite some time. In desperation he finally went to the Doctors, but nothing the doctor gave him seemed to work , even Viagra couldn't get him to rise to the occasion. So the doctor refered him to an American Indian
medicine man.

The medicine man said, "I can cure this." threw a white
powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he said, "This is powerful medicine,but you can only use it once a
year. All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as
you wish!"

Dawson asked, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
continue?"

The medicine man replied: "All you, or your partner, have to say is
1234, and it will go down. But be warned -- it will not work again for
another year!"

Dawson rushed home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That
night he is ready to surprise Natalie. He showers, shaves, and puts on his
most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her
says, "123."

He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life ... Just as
the medicine man had promised.
Natalie, who had been facing away expecting another night of disappointment, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"

And that's why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition, and why Dawsons in such a bad mood.

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