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by **jonnymac1979** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:45 am

Bad Bob wrote: @ Jmac!

Thank you Bob. You'd think some people took this place seriously...

by **Kharhaz** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:50 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:Of course your here now, there is no european match for weeks. Pays to show up when your not needed.

Haha, i don't know why you dislike me so much mate. Feel free to go and kill yourself though...

I dont hate you at all, many of your posts are very good. Its your drunken stupors I dont like. It shows your having more fun than me and its not fair ! now wheres my dummy...

by **jonnymac1979** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:06 am

Cheers Kharhaz, okay I'm sorry, uncalled for...

I don't like my drunken stupors either mate, I try and not look at my posts for a day or two afterwards when i post on here leathered... I don't know what shat I come out with. At least it's not that often anymore...

And as far as my posts go while I'm here, I reckon I was a really good poster on these boards when Houllier was in charge, and during Rafa's first two years probably, but all my questions were answered I think.

I wanted to talk about how I wanted a better manager, more optimism, so we got the European and FA Cups. No complaints from me after that.

I don't really feel that aggrieved with Rafa the way I felt with Houllier, (which prompted me to first log on here), and if Sir Twatface can have twenty years, Rafa can certainly have a "five year plan" and come out of this deal with change to spare as far as I'm concerned, so I've just not got that much to say these days, except to log on and occasionally take the piss, put people who should know better who've been in this community long enough to know they're being out of order in their place, and to offer a bit of support to the other mods before I do a JBG & Bigmick (good move gents...) and join the corporal ranks again, where I don't need to feel I have to log on every day to keep this place ticking over...

Good day to you mate anyway, no hard feelings, that's if you didn't take my suggestion literally and you are still alive...

by **jonnymac1979** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:15 am

Kharhaz, you there? Tell me you're still alive goddmait...

Won't fuckin sleep otherwise. This broadband doesn't grow on trees you know...

by **Kharhaz** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:17 am

Was nearly dead, I asked me missus for a nice sh.ag, shes on, so take from that what you will, close call on this side !

by **jonnymac1979** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 5:39 am

Snookered behind the red? No option on the difficult br... not finishing that....

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:31 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:Snookered behind the red? No option on the difficult br... not finishing that....

pmsl

by **PhiLFC** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:30 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:Add a bit of blackcurrant cordial to a Snakebite and you've got yourself what we call in my land, a Diesel, baby!!!

Diesel gets you fucked mate...

Bit of Diesel and that. Don't wear a white shirt though...

Add a Pernod to your Diesel and you've got a Red Witch.... oooooh Jesus that was nasty stuff

by **Emerald Red** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:37 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:Snookered behind the red? No option on the difficult br... not finishing that....

Lovely.

by **jonnymac1979** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:59 pm

Yer, sorry. Got told that years ago by my mate. Tickles me. Harsh for these boards though...

by **7_Kewell** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:08 am

jonnymac1979 wrote:A pi$$ed thread?

So am I. Been on Turbo Shandies all night. Christ they get you fucked. A pint of your favourite beer and a Smirnoff Ice. Swig half the pint, top it up with the bottle. Do you in mate... just got in, lads went to a party, thought I'd do some modding on Newkit... didn't bother with the party, this is well more important, let's be honest.

Real reason: I'm over the hill and too tired to go to the party. What happened to the sick pisshead jonnymac?? I'm just some normal person now. Can't do those sick drinking nights out no more... I'm just too tired...

I'm also eating two bags of Quavers. Best crisps going.

Turbo shandys are the way forward! They got me through 4 years of university and are a great tool to play 'catch up' if you join your mates late on a friday night.

I'm a tad pished myself and have had a minimun of 3 pints a night since the 22nd....roll on the new year and detox :upside:

by **Woollyback** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:16 am

chemotherapy. a bottle of special brew and a bottle of diamond white (or similar power cider) mixed in a pint glass. so called cos it makes yer hair fall out. oof!

drinking czech black lager tonight, magic stuff. like absinthe but without the fairies

by **7_Kewell** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:21 am

that chemotherapy sounds worse than the disease.....

by **Woollyback** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:26 am

it's feckin nasty mate. tastes like siphoning next door's lawn mower :laugh:

by **7_Kewell** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:37 am

Woollyback wrote:it's feckin nasty mate. tastes like siphoning next door's lawn mower

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