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Postby stmichael » Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:47 pm

A duck walks into a bar.

Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman "If you ask me if I've got any bread again, I'll nail your :censored: beak to the bar"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?"

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Postby Ciggy » Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:56 pm

stmichael wrote:A duck walks into a bar.

Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman "If you ask me if I've got any bread again, I'll nail your :censored: beak to the bar"
Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?"

:D

:laugh: Heard that before love that joke  :D
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Postby Judge » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:18 pm

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Postby Ciggy » Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:24 pm

Had me tea feel like a meff now you know when you just sort of feel meffy time for a shower me thinks....... :nod
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Postby Judge » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:53 am

whats a meff?
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:58 am

think it involves vibrating shower heads :p
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Postby Dundalk » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:02 am

dawson99 wrote:think it involves vibrating shower heads :p

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Postby Ciggy » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:11 am

Judge wrote:whats a meff?

A scruff I no longer feel scruffy but it has nothing to do with vibrating shower heads :D
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:12 am

in my head it will always mean vibrating shower heads :p
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Postby Judge » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:18 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Judge wrote:whats a meff?

A scruff I no longer feel scruffy but it has nothing to do with vibrating shower heads :D

oh, you shaved down there then  :laugh:   :devil:
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:27 pm

Judge wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Judge wrote:whats a meff?

A scruff I no longer feel scruffy but it has nothing to do with vibrating shower heads :D

Oh I love to shave my pubes it makes my willy look bigger  :laugh:   :devil:

:Oo: We dont want to know Judge  :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:55 pm

Ciggy wrote:
Judge wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Judge wrote:whats a meff?

A scruff I no longer feel scruffy but it has nothing to do with vibrating shower heads :D

Oh I love to shave my pubes it makes my willy look bigger  :laugh:   :devil:

:Oo: We dont want to know Judge  :D

lol. your a bit quick today cigs  :D
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Postby stmichael » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:41 pm

A pavement and a tarmacced road walk into a pub. As they are waiting to be served they notice an aggressive piece of pink road giving them daggers.

One eventually says "What's your problem mate?"

The bartender quickly came over and said "Don't mess with him mate - he's a cycle path"
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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:12 pm

Judge wrote:whats a meff?

A meff is someone who drinks "meff-ilated" spirits, ie a tramp or a dirty, smelly, disgusting person.
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Postby Judge » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:24 pm

s@int wrote:
Judge wrote:whats a meff?

A meff is someone who drinks "meff-ilated" spirits, ie a tramp or a dirty, smelly, disgusting person.

ciggy ?


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