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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:40 am

s@int wrote:I live in Leigh where a pie is a snack not a lifestyle choice.

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funniest thing you have ever written on here mate
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:43 am

Was Desperate Dan from Wigan ?


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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:44 am

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where theDevil is waiting for him."I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks appeared.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, Doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, Yeah, I can handle this."


The devil smiled and said... "Monica, you're free to go!"
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:12 am

does anybody in here use Firefox ? if so can you tell me what part of our planet is represented on the globe in their logo , i'm assuming it's our planet and it's doing my head in.


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Postby 112-1077774096 » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:26 am

i use firefox, i always assumed it was an olly and not a planet. 

(an olly is a marble for OOTERS)  :D
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Postby Judge » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:54 pm

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s@int wrote:I live in Leigh where a pie is a snack not a lifestyle choice.

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funniest thing you have ever written on here mate

be careful, he probably cut and pasted that from someone else  :D
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:22 pm

Judge wrote:
peewee wrote:
s@int wrote:I live in Leigh where a pie is a snack not a lifestyle choice.

:laugh:

funniest thing you have ever written on here mate

be careful, he probably cut and pasted that from someone else  :D

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion  :D
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Postby adamnbarrett » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:13 pm

Police were called to someone's house the other day. An Ice cream man had died. He had hundreds and thousands all over him and was covered in strawberry sauce.

The police said he topped himself.


















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Postby scouser 'til I die » Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:31 pm

adamnbarrett wrote:Police were called to someone's house the other day. An Ice cream man had died. He had hundreds and thousands all over him and was covered in strawberry sauce.

The police said he topped himself.


















I'll get my coat

hahahaha superb lad ill gladly get your coat for ye and shake your hand, was dying of laughter when i read that :laugh:
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:19 am

here woof, stick this in your signature

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Postby woof woof ! » Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:59 am

peewee wrote:here woof, stick this in your signature

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:D  I'm many things PWee, but Mutley isn't one of them ,   :D
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Postby footballzone » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:43 pm

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Postby red37 » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:54 pm

footballzone...thats twice ive encountered your droppings left in these boards. If i see it again - Your prime fodder for the chop. Just a tip.
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Postby red37 » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:06 pm

3 and out.

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Postby Owzat » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:07 pm

How does anyone know if the "real world" is real? For all we know our dreams might be reality and the "real world" might be our nightmares!
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