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Postby The Bench » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:04 am

Michael Thomas had gay porn in his car boot. :blues:
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Postby ivor_the_injun » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:08 am

Rumours? What rumours?
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Postby charwell » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:19 am

love the topic! I also heard JC floored Gerrard and that Kenny porkin Beardo's misus!
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:24 am

i heard it different about Dalglish and beardsley, i heard that beardsley was away and mrs dalglish thought mrs beatdsley was away so went to take their milk in, mrs beardsley caught her and accused her of pinching the milk.

also i remember molby in the papers after turning a car over outside a gay club in chester, he wasnt driving he just lifted it and turned it on its side.
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Postby stmichael » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:22 pm

Well, there was this legendary combative midfielder who got sold because he was having an affair with a famous goalkeeper's wife, and the famous goalkeeper complained to the club.

But then the famous goalkeeper was discovered to have been socialising with the young daughter of a local comedian and (at the time) Vice-President of the Supporters Club. Young daughter got pregnant. Le merde hit le fan. Comedian resigns from supporters club. Goalkeeper is placed on transfer list and receives numerous offers

However, aggrieved wife of goalkeeper demands that he accepts the offer from a club in that there London so that she can renew her close friendship with the midfielder who may or may not have been playing for a South Coast team about an hour sarf of that there London.
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Postby JBG » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:23 pm

The 1980s really was the gayest decade ever for football!  :D

I mean, all those moustaches and tight shorts.  :Oo:

Not fortgetting Justin Fashanu either!  :D
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Postby Starbridge42 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:04 pm

I think the 80's were just a gay decade. 
All I'll say is... look at the hair cuts   :oops:
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Postby stmichael » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:21 pm

Starbridge42 wrote:I think the 80's were just a gay decade. 
All I'll say is... look at the hair cuts   :oops:

mullets! :D
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Postby Paul C » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:38 pm

Yeah I blame Frankie Goes to Hollywood :p
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Postby stanstaunton » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:46 pm

Something I heard a couple of months back is that Fowler and McManaman were on the lash in Southampton (the night before a game, obviously), just after Macca's transfer to City.  Anyway, they both ended up enjoying themselves with a young lady (as footballers tend to) who then requested a sum of money not to tell the papers!!
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Postby jonnymac1979 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:47 pm

Was Stan Boardman the comedian?

His daughter is Andrea isn't it?

So who were the goalie and midfielder.  Was Souness one of them?
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Postby barnesrush » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:23 pm

i once heard that a really large proportion of the supporters of this great club put into question whether we would beat a lowly team like blackpool
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:40 am

johnnymac, it was clemence and tom o'connors daughter.  i had never herad the midfielder version before but i assume its jimmy case as he went to brighton
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Postby Santa » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:51 am

Starbridge42 wrote:I think the 80's were just a gay decade. 
All I'll say is... look at the hair cuts   :oops:

Think we should sign a couple of gay players this season??
We were successful then...  :D
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Postby anfieldadorer » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:39 am

think who'd they be?
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