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by **Judge** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:34 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Aye aye Judge .where've you been ?

been busy woof. lots on at home at the mo

my post count has gone down fron 350 a day to 10 or 12 a week

by **woof woof !** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:04 pm

Judge wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Aye aye Judge .where've you been ?

been busy woof. lots on at homo

my post count has gone down fron 350 a day to 10 or 12 a week

by **112-1077774096** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:31 pm

AB's Red Army wrote: Cheeky git.

I'm trying to find a decent version of Superbad.

here you go, it starts a bit shaky but it settles down and is actually a quite decent copy

superbad

by **woof woof !** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:13 am

questions.

what was the first song ever sung in this thread ?

who sang it ?

who owned the camper van that took Real World fc to Belgium ?

what was the name of Honolulu Bobs ship ?

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:16 am

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line “Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he‘s practicing his line over and over again.

Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!

"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"

"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

by **scouser 'til I die** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:46 pm

s@int wrote:There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line “Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he‘s practicing his line over and over again.

Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!

"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"

The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"

"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"

took a couple of seconds to get the whole gist of the joke but when i finally did i laughed out loud. good one

by **AB's Red Army** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:55 pm

I'll see you lads in a bit, couldn't be arsed to argue with tumbleweeds here again.

Can't have a proper discussion without someone being a smart :censored:

or a condescending tw@t.

by **Ciggy** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:00 pm

woof woof ! wrote:questions.

what was the first song ever sung in this thread ?

who sang it ?

who owned the camper van that took Real World fc to Belgium ?

what was the name of Honolulu Bobs ship ?

St Mick owned the camper van,

And Bobs ship was the Slippery Sue

Duno who sang the song tho?

by **Ciggy** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:04 pm

AB's Red Army wrote:I'll see you lads in a bit, couldn't be arsed to argue with tumbleweeds here again.

Can't have a proper discussion without someone being a smart or a condescending tw@t.

Ignore him kiddo he'd argue in an empty house, Im still convinced its our bezzie mate Karim.

by **AB's Red Army** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:09 pm

Hows Holland treating ya?

by **LFC2007** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:10 pm

I think there are some people on this forum who like to play the suspicion game, and they are not very good at it.

I also think there are some people on this forum who don't know their :censored:

from their elbow.

by **Ciggy** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:10 pm

AB's Red Army wrote:Hows Holland treating ya?

Shite

Good to see ya back mate :cool:

by **Ciggy** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:15 pm

LFC2007 wrote:I think there are some people on this forum who like to play the suspicion game, and they are not very good at it.

I also think there are some people on this forum who don't know their from their elbow.

Oh FFS who invited you in here this is our retreat dont forget your coat.

by **AB's Red Army** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:16 pm

[quote="LFC2007"][/quote]
Holland can't be that bad! At least you get to watch footy for free.

by **LFC2007** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:17 pm

Invitation?

I'm sorry, I thought I was the one guilty of being condescending.

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